Once upon a time, (I know that's getting old and corny, but deal with it!) a Bulbasaur was born in upper
area of the Mysterious Garden. Of couse, the Bulbasaur was born through his father (a pervert who accesses
Unicorn Porno with Game Boy Printers) and his mother (a floor mat which is now in the floor of a 1979 Camaro).
He was born from the magic of a Mew, which meant part of the magic entered his mom and part of it into
Bulba (Magic B's real name). The only normal Bulbasaur in his family is his cousin, Ivysaur. (I think he's the
assassin that bombed the Oklahoma City building, but I can't be sure). Ivysaur is the son of the lard tub couple mentioned
at Bulba's site.
Magic Bulbasaur
Ivysaur, Bulba's cousin
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