The A is the one being interviewed and the Q is the interviewer.
First up, Agent J (that's me)
Q:What do you really think of the Magic Bulbasaur?
A:He's Ok. But the freak-off did take the wedding ring of my dead great-great-grandma!!
Q:And Pikachu?
A:Great! He's my most cooperative worker!
Q:How about Lapras?
A:He sings too much. He made me fall asleep on Bulba once.
Q:Togepi?
A:Too cute to resist. But I hate his stupid explosion attack!
Q:Then there's Chansey.
A:IT WON'T SHUT UP! ONE DAY I DROPPED THROUGH THE CLOTHES HAMPER TO GET AWAY FROM IT!. AND HER RELATIVES ARE TROLLS!!!!!
Q:Finally, there's Charmander.
A:He doesn't do a thing! He just sits in a space, so we can make hot cocoa!
Next up is Magic Bulba: (With a really funky lookin' hippy translater girl named Bob!)
Q:What do you think of Parlor (that's me, not the interviewer, me)
A:He's an okay guy. He's a little jumpy, and he feeds me bamboo mostly. I'm not a panda!
Q:And Pikachu?
A:I HATE BEING AROUND THAT FAT, SUNSHINED, ROSEY CHEEKED, CANDY COATED, TUB OF LARD.
I'M ONE TEMPER TANTRUM AWAY FROM BITING HIS HEAD OFF!!!!!!!
Q:OK, now about Lapras.
A:Don't ask. Please, just don't ask!!!!!!
Q:Now Togepi.
A:You want to see the scars.
Q:Gee, no thanks.
Q:Chansey?
A:His relatives call me a gnome. But Chansey's okay.
Q:Charmander?
A:He makes a great soup!
Next is Pikachu.
Q:What do you think of Parlor?
A:He's a great person. He's like a ray of sunshine.
(Bulbasaur comes into the room with a Ponyta and an Ax, and Pikachu turns around.)
A:HEADLESS HORSEMEN!!!!! Please don't hit me with a flaming Pumpkinmon!
(Pikachu runs into Charmander.)
A:It's the fiery place! I don't mean Florida!!
Charmander: Char???
(Pika sighs with relief)
Next is Lapras.
(Lapras begins singing and the interviewer falls asleep)
Translater: It says, "Everyone can kiss my...."
(A Snorlax for on the translater)
Translater:....grass
Next up, Togepi.
A:Togi!
(It does the explosion and blows the translater away)
(Snorlax rolls over on Charmander)
Next is Chansey.
Some guy: Hey! I speak Chansey! My name is Maria!
Maria: It says Mayonaisse with cornbread tastes like chunky Charmander soup.
(Bulba gets a sick idea and leaves chasing Pikachu, who uses Snorlax's stomach
for a trampoline.)
Chansey starts jabbering.
Bulba moves over to the crushed Charmander and puts his parts in a soup bowl.
Parlor jumps on Chansey and start bashing it's face in, causing Nurse Joy to come and slap him!
Bulba:Anyone for soup
Chansey's relatives: We want soup Mr.Gnome!
Bulba:Ahhhh!!!!!!
Interviewer (just waking up): This is your reporter signing off for WPIKA.
(The soup bowl shatters over the interviewer's head, causing him to collapse, and SNORLAX ROLLS ON HIM!
(Bulba gets another sick idea.) |