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Live from Magic Bulba's miserably slummy house....
Its Pokemon Night Live!
(Crowd cheers as Pikachu and Magic Bulba and Parlor come to the stage.)
Parlor: Hello all and welcome to the most pathetic house in the known universe.
Bulba: Yeah concession stands are on the coffee table and pizza is crammed in the bathtub.
Parlor:Tonight our guests will be the characters from Digimon and Pokemon! So
I hope you actually think this show was worth the welfare sample you had to give to get here.
(Goes to the first sketch. Judge Judy.)
Parlor (in a wig): Order!!!!
(Slams gavel on Magic Bulba's head.)
Bulba: Ow.
(Slams gavel again.)
Bulba: Ow!
(Slams gavel again, and again, and again...)
Bulba: I hate my life.....
(SLAMS AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN)
Bulba: Owwwie Owwie
(SLAMS GAVEL 50 fifty more times)
Bulba: Chawie Bawie Mawie
(Slams gavel until the cows come home)
Bulba: MOO ALREADY MOO MOO MOO!
(Goes to second sketch.)
(Bulba and Agumon have fake muscles)
Bulba (in a Swartzenager voice): This is me and Agumon and were gonna LUMP YOU UP!!!
Agumon (in a regular voice on accident): Yes We sure are.
(Bulba takes gavel from Parlor and whomps Agumon in the head.)
(Agumon's muscles deflate causing him to completely implode.)
Bulba: Here is our subject today.
(Tai comes in with pretzel sized arms and legs.)
Bulba: This is going to be worse than I thought.
(Bulba hands Tai a scalpul.)
Bulba: Now lower that in front of your heart.
(Tai lowers it.)
(Bulba smashes the scalpul into Tai's chest.)
Bulba (now relizing the crowd are all cops): Did I mention that the topic was "Making your job easier"
(Sketch 3 is the donts of Pokemon and Digimon.)
T.K.:Patamon, Digivolve!
Patamon: But TK Im too weak.
(TK kicks Patamon in the butt.)
T.K.: I said digivolove and your going to digivolve.
Patamon: But T.K....
(TK smashes the digivice into Patamon's face.)
(Patamon faints and never wakens.)

Ash: Pikachu slice off your ear.
(Pikachu grabs a butter knife)
Pikachu (trying to cut): PI-KA!
(Ash comes over and rips Pikachu's ear off and sticks the butter knife down the hole it left.)

(Sketch 4 is the I Love Lucy Scene)
(Chansey comes in with a retro wig)
Chansey: LUCY IM HOME!!!!!!!
(Snorlax comes in dressed as Lucy.)
Snorlax: But Ricky I wanna be on the show.
Chansey: You skipped a line.
(Chansey and Snorlax walk off stage embarresed.)
Magic Bulba: Since that was incredibly lame were gonna move on.
(Bulba gets hit with by another gavel.)
Bulba: OW!!!!
(Hospital workers come in and pick up the gavel.)
(Ambulance runs over Magic Bulba.)
Parlor: Now presenting the Pichu Dancers.
Pichus (souding like the mice on Babe.): THREE CHEARS FOR THE PI-PIKACHU! WITH HIS ROSEY CHEEKS HES SO CLEVER. HE WILL SAVE THE DAY! I BY THE ELECTRIC SHOCK HE LIVES FOREVER!
(Pichus' voices now like Enrique Iglessias.)
Pichus: IN OUR HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Red dots how up on the Pichus.)
(Pichus are assasinated!)
(Bulba waves to the crowd.)
Bulba (still sounding like Arnold Swartzenager!): THREE CHEERS FOR THE THE GUN 22! IT HELPED
ME GET YOU LITTLE FARTS! AND WE SHALL REMEMBER THE DAY!!!!!!!!!!
(Amplifier explodes and everyone dies from the excrutiatingly terrible singing except Bulba and Pikachu.)
Bulba: WHEN THE PICHUS BIT THE DUST!!!!!!!!!!!!
(Pikachu whomps Bulba with a gavel.)
THE END

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