Judge Pikachu: Next case,Parlor vs. Bulba
First up the the plantiff. He says the 5 dollars owed to him by Bulba was eaten by Bulba's
bulbas uncle. He's sewing for $100,000 and Bulba's uncle's fat carcus.
Parlor (that's me):Told you so.
This is the defendant the Magic Bulbasaur. He says, "Bulba-saur" meaning "Who the heck are you?"
Judge Pikachu: First, Parlor. What do you have to say you miserable piece of trash?"
Parlor:Only that Bula's grandma....
Bulba:Don't go there.
Parlor:Sucks on...
Bulba:NOOO!
(Bulba dives after Parlor but gets stopped by baliff Golem.)
Parlor:Chunky mayonaisse. And...
(Bulba farts.)
Parlor: Give Bulba a Rolaid
Judge Pikachu:What this have to do with the case.
Parlor:His grandpa's favorite food is squirrel sauce.
Judge Pikachu: THAT'S IT!!! I'll pick the winner. Eeny-Meeny-Miny-Mo
(Judge lands on Parlor)
Parlor:Doh!
Judge: Bulba wins!
(Bulba starts celebrating and the 5 dollars fall out of his bulb.)
The crowd gasps.
(Bulba jumps out the window.)
Too bad the court is up 3 stories!
(Bulba hits the ground and starts rolling down a hill)
(I look out the window)
Parlor:Maybe those sharp, pointy rocks will stop him
(Bulba hits and keeps rolling.)
Parlor:He's going for the highway!
(Parlor runs as fast as he can out the building and to the road)
(Bulba screams for help)
(Parlor leaps and knocks Bulba just out of the way of an oncoming car!)
So, Bulba's life is saved and Parlor presses no charges except the 5 dollars.
Bulba and Parlor (that's me) become closer friends.
Eck! I think I'm gonna barf!
THE END! |