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Introduction:
Hi. I'm your host, Matt. I'm also a cast member so if I die Tom Brokaw will commentate while doing polka
hula dances. Oh, for your sake don't let me die! Each castaway brought two items here.

Matt: So were gonna meet our castaways. First up is Magic Bulbasaur.
Bulba: Are you guys trying to kill me or something? I thought you said this was a nature hike.
Matt: Well, anyway.....What do you think are your chances???
Bulba: (grumbles) Nada
Matt: What did you bring?
Bulba: I brought a water bottle and hicking stick, because I thought.....
Matt: Ok, that's it with Bulbasaur

Matt: Now Pikachu... What did you bring?
Pikachu: Sunglasses and Sunscreen
Matt: You are such a moron..... How do you expect to use that crap?
Pikachu: My rashes.
Matt: Uhhhhh..........Right. Let's move on.

Togepi: TOGEPI
Matt: Togepi has a can openor and a pack of rigged proximity mines
Togepi: TOGEPI
Matt: He says he has no chance of living

As for Lapras....
Matt: He brought a karaoke machine and a pack of gopher cakes??????
Lapras: Lapras, Lapras
Matt: He says he is da man
Bulba: (grumbling) Nature hike.....RRRIIIIGGGGHHHHTTTT!

Chansey..........
Chansey: I brought a pogo stick and a hobo.
Matt: ?????What is your problem?
Hobo: Starts eating Lapras's gopher cakes.
Lapras squashes the hobo.

Ok, here is Magic Bulba's uncle.
Bulba's uncle: Me brought Jane Fonda and Jenny Craig.
Matt: Does anyone here have any kind of LETHAL object?
Bulba's uncle: ISOMETRIC-ISOMETRIC

And Bulba's aunt.......
(Aunt swipes down thinking Matt is food.)
Matt: Hold it Lamb Chops.
Aunt: Br-Ou-gh-t TV-Dinners
Matt: You are all morons.........

So Baliff Golem..
Matt: Even though you were in one episode, you got put here. So what'd ya bring?
Golem: I brought hot sauce to melt Bulba with and an elephant gun to kill the rat.
Pikachu squirts Lotion on Golem.
Golem blows Pikachu's head off.
Bulba grabs a TV dinner and smacks Golem with a babyback rib.
Golem shoots but hits the baby back rib
Aunt proceeds to eat Baliff Golem.

Next is another who appears in only one episode...
Pete the Pidgey!
Matt: Hi..uh....Pete.
Pete: Yeah, whatevah. I brought a cigar and a Margarita.
Matt: Let's move on.....

So heres another one epp appearance.....the Pichu Dancers!
Pichu Dancer 1: Yeah, this place is so lovely.
Matt: Are you Prince Charles or something?
PD1: Isn't he the most charming.........
Matt: Just tell us what ya got.
PD1: Yes, I brought 2 tapes of the Tellutubies!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone flocks to the other side of the island.
PD2: I brought a fat manatee and a baby shark, you stinkin, freak off, deadbeat butt muncher.
Matt: RRRRIIIIIGGGGGGHHHHHTTTTTT
PD3: Yeah (giggles histertarically) I brought a (giggles again) grenade launcher (continues to giggle) and an elephant (giggles) tusk. (Lets out a long sychotic laugh.)

Charmander: Dont say anything. I brought a poop stained jockstrap and a zippo lighter to keep my pitiful life going.

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