Magic Bulbasaur-The magical sick mastermind that's dating his own cousin!
Ivysaur-Bulba's date. Also his cousin! Kid Rock once shoved it in a tree trunk.
Venusaur-Bulba's giant uncle, whose butt's as big as caviar is expensive.
Blastoise-Bulba's aunt that wears over ironed Double Ds. Look out Spandex!
An old floor mat-Bulba's mother. Made from Growlithe fur.
Growlithe-A street bum that sells picture's of Bulba's aunt and uncle to museums for a living.
She ended up as Bulba's Mom when she sold herself to the wrong guy in an auction.
Bulba's dad-A pervert. I'm just stopping there. I can get pretty sick.
Wartortle-Bulba's weirdest cousin. He's gremlin king of the Ewauks.
Squirtle-Wartortle's son. He died when trying the new Mustard Bomb Kool-Aid flavor.
Jynx-Bulba's date. Hey, wait a second. Didn't I say that before?
Electabuzz-Bulba's nightlight. How does he sleep at night?
Magmar-Bulba's ill grandfather. Bulba's grass type, and Magmar's abusive. It fits pretty good. Bulba's should
start asking for Pepcid AC donations!
Rapidash-Bulba's date. OK, THAT'S IT. BULBA'S A SICK MINDED BUTTMUNCHER!!!!!!!!
Wigglytuff-BULBA'S WIFE???????? THAT IS TOO EXTREME! (bleep, bleep, bleep, etc.)
DARN CENSORS!!!!!!!!!!!
Meowth-Bulba's cat. HE FED IT TO WIGGLYTUFF!? WHAT KIND OF SICK MINDED TURDBURGLER
ARE YOU, BULBA?????
Arcanine-Bulba's dog. HE DROWNED IT IN COCOA BUTTER?!
Pidgey-Bulba's bird. HE SHOT IT WITH AN ELEPHANT GUN!
He also taught his Rattata how to speak dislexic!
And taught his Charmander how to do olympic dives!
I've had enough. ENOUGH! I'm done. Good night.
And don't use Bulba as a rolemodel! |