Parlor:Hello All You Pathetic Losers Who Paid to see a Magic Bulba Show.
(Crowds start drooling)
Parlor:Hmmmmmm, Bulba this is your family isnt it?
Bulba: Your point?
Parlor: You could only get your constapated cheap family to come?
Bulba: Well....duh!
Parlor: First up Bulba will try protecting himself from a raging lion.
(Bulba steps in the cage and gets swallowed immediately.)
(Crowd cheers.)
Parlor: Absolutely Pathetic
(Lion spits up Bulba in disgust and goes to eat caviar.)
Parlor:Ok, now Bulba will attempt to jump 20 feet and fit into this shot glass.
Bulba jumps and doesnt even hit the cup.
(Bulba is half dead)
(Crowd cheers.)
Parlor:Finally, Bulba the Pokemon Cannonball.
Parlor (leaning over to talk to Bulba): Sure you want to do this? The roof's made of...
Bulba (interrupting): Just shoot me
Parlor:But.....
Bulba (Still interrupting): SHOOT!
(I fire the cannon.)
(Bulba splats on the roof and lands hard on the ground barely alive.)
Parlor: Told you to make the roof like a circus tent. But no you wanted plaster!
(Crowd errupts in applause.) |