Now interrupting the show you really wanted to watch....
The Magic Bulba Outdoor Adventure Camp Ad.
Bulbasaur: Here at the camp we really care for our kids.
A kid nearby starts to drown.
Bulba: AH! SHUT UP!!!
And we have really clean facilitys.
Giant amoebas start to eat htrough the walls and little squirrel germs jump on a counselor.
Fishing and Swimming is perfectly safe.
A Gyarados eats a fisherman.
The food is great.
Conselour comes by hauling a trash bag filled with vomit.
And there's no Pikachus!
Pikachu climbs out of the water with a shovel
Pikachu: Thats what you think
Whacks Bulba over the head.
So if you don't wanna be eaten by savage diseased chipmunks, or wanna be attacked by ketchup flavored roaches
from Mars, or Trampled by Ressurected Zebra cakes, or get swirlys from Tiger breeded cloggers,
or eat food made from Pepper and Drano, or...
Bulba: That's enough already!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Pikachu whacks Bulba again.
Pikachu: Get pummled by demented cheerleaders....
Pikachu: Then Come to Happy Pika Camp!
Gyarados comes and swallows Pikachu.
Ah, redifining pointless, dont you just love it!!!!! |