Bulbasaur was exhausted. He had just been through his aunt's digestive system.
The day got worse when he went to his football game. Because of embarrassing demand,
the guards were checking people for Teletubbies and Tickle Me Elmos. Bulba, distraught enough
already, just happened to have a Dipsy in his sack. He had to stuff it in his sack when he blurted what
cus word could be made out of his name.
Announcer: Hello Everyone. It's gopher cake day here at the Stadium.
Guard: Hey, Jeeves. I found a tellutubbie.
(Guard turns around and gets attacked by the Tellutubbie.)
Teletubbie: Bring it on and I'll kick your..
Guard (interupts): Assassin!
(Telletubbie interrcepts a bag of peanuts and stuffs the whole bag down his throat.)
(He now turns around and tackles Bulba, then drives away in his car.)
(Bulba reaches for his ticket and hands it to the guard.)
(The guard rips the tickets!!!)
So, Bulba tries to hitch a car usin that hand signal
But Dipsy drives into the other lane and runs over Bulba's hand ripping it off.
Bulba starts chasing after Dipsy.
Bulba is running along and Dipsy slams on the brake and Bulba bashs his head in!
But, of all things, to finish off this high speed chase, enter Bulba's aunt.
Bulba's aunt: Gopher Cakes! GOPHER CAKES! GOOOOOOPPPPHHHHHEEERRR CAAAKKKKEEEESSS!
Bulba's aunt stomps the car and eats Dipsy!
Bulba tries to run away but trips from the loss of his hand...
To Be Continued... |