It was a long, long, time ago (last week), when our own Magic Bulbasaur was sitting on TV watching the Rocky
Marathon on TBS. Then suddenly with a gust of wind, not the Headless Horseman, not Iqabod Crane, but
just a guy-named Lilian (bum,bum,bum,etc.,etc.) came in to his house said hi and cut off Bulba's bulb (I
would say Bulba's head but that's too original) well, a girl had seen the murder through a window. (To understand
this part you probably need to have seen the movie, Sleepy Hollow) She was taking home groceries.
Lilian:Shhhhhhh!
The girl then broke the sausage in half and the police found Lilian. Lilian was put to death.
Suddenly, the spirit of the Magic One (Bulba, of course) was envoked. It grabbed Lilian's Rapidash, and
rode into the city.
Then suddenly Godzilla made his move for King Kong (oops, wrong story)
Knowing Bulba, who do you think Bulba first went for?
Hmmmm. Here's a hint. It's chubby, it's yellow and it says "Pika!"
Yeah, Pikachu. But when going for Pika's head, he was too short and fat to slice.
(Now Jenny Craig doesn't have an excuse)
So, Bulba hopped off his Rapidash and stabbed at Pikachu.
(But, of course, we know swords are metal, and that conducts electricity!)
As soon as Bulbasaur had barely touched Pika when he got a fatal thunderbolt!
He was on his way to heaven when some Latin folk dancer named Chicki-Chicki-Cha-Cha was testing
his new invention, the brass anvil, from a huge cherrypicker.
And of course where did the anvil land?
Right on Bulba's puny green head. (OUCH!)
So Bulba learnd a valuable lesson.
It's called: IBUPROFIN
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