Bulba stepped on to the grounds of Homeofayutz University.
Lets break the name down, Home-of-a-yutz.
(Bulba steps up to the counter.)
A blind woman named Barry Manilow (name of an old singer) was at the counter.
Barry: Name please.
Bulba: Cher
Barry: We're serious here Mister.
(Bulba points his finger between Barry's eyes.): Magic Bulba
Barry: OK yipes all the sudden I have a splitting headache.
( Barry walks away from the counter)
(Bulba starts stuffing the candy in a jar next to Barry in his pocket.)
Barry: What are you doing?
Bulba: Oh I ate fiberglass as a kid so I do that when I weeze.
(Bulba sticks out his tounge at Barry.)
Barry: Quit teasing my dog!!
Bulba: What dog? Im not touching a dog.
Barry: Stop it. Staring Stanley! Staring Stanley! (Line from the movie, The Sixth Sense.)
Bulba takes off. Barry opens his eyes and writes "FAIL" on Bulba's form. |