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Blonde and the Microwave
A blonde went into a hardware store and asked,"How much is that microwave in the back?". The clerk
answered, "I don't sell to blondes" So the blonde went out of the store and dyed her hair black. She came
back and asked how much the microwave was. The clerk said, "I told you once, and I'll say it again, I don't
sell to blondes". So the blonde dyed her hair brunette. Again she asked "How much is that microwave?"
The clerk answered, "I told you once, I told you twice, and I'll tell you one more time. I don't sell to blondes"
"How did know I was a blonde?" the woman asked. "Because that's not a microwave, that's a TV!" replied
the clerk.
10 Blondes and a Brunette
Once, 10 Blondes and a Brunnette were hanging by a rope off of a cliff. One had to let go in order for the
other ten to be saved. The brunnette decided to go. After a great final speech, the blondes clapped.
Problem solved.
Blonde Fiction
In a room, Superman is standing in one corner, Batman in a another, Spiderman in the 3rd, and a very
intellegent blonde in the last corner. A box lies in the middle of the room. Who gets to the box first?
No one, because they're all not real!
Blonde and the Dead Bird
A blonde and her dad where walking down a street and the dad says "Hey! A dead bird!" The blonde looks up and asks,
"Where?"
A Drowning Blonde
A brunette was driving a pick-up truck with two blondes in the back. The brunette accidentally swerved off
the road into a lake. The brunnette survives but the blondes don't. Why?
They couldn't open the tailgate!
Intellegence?
Once a two women where at a construction site. The brunnette mentioned the word "intellegence" in front
of the blonde, and the blonde asked what intellegence was. The brunnette put her hand on a tree. "Hit my
hand as hard as you can"she said. The brunnette moved her hand and the blonde hit the tree. "What I
just did is an example of intellegence" she said.
Later, another blonde asked what she was doing earlier. She told the 2nd blonde that the brunnette was
explaining what intellegence was to her. Blonde2 asked what intellegence was. The blonde put her hand in front of
her face and said, "Okay, try to hit my hand as hard as you can"
Blonde's Out of Unleaded
Once three women wtrecked in a car. They were a red-head, a brunnette, and a blonde. The three decided
to split up and look for help.
The red-head said, "I'll take some food in case I get hungry"
The brunnette said, "I'll take some water in case I get thirsty"
The blonde said, "I'll take the car door, so if I get hot I can roll the window down"
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