Jokes - Here's the jokes to tickle your funnybone! - Pokemon - http://maxpages.com/pikachufunzone/Jokes

Here are the jokes that you wanna see!
Be sure to get tickled from the funnybone

Joke #1
Patient: "Doc, It's terrible!" she said, "I haven't moved my bowels in a week."

Doctor: "I see. Have you done anything about it?" asked the doctor.

Patient: "Naturally," she replied, "I sit in the bathroom for
a half-hour in the morning and again at night."

Doctor: "No...No," the doctor said, "I mean do you take anything?"

Patient: "Naturally," she answered, "I take a book."

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Joke #2
I don't need to read the instructions...
REALLY MEANS, "I am perfectly capable of screwing it up without printed help."

I missed you...
REALLY MEANS, "I can't find my sock drawer, the kids are hungry and we are out
of toilet paper."

I brought you a present...
REALLY MEANS, "It was free ice scraper night at the hockey game."

I heard you...
REALLY MEANS, "I haven't the foggiest clue what you just said, and am hoping
desperately that
I can fake it well enough so that you don't spend the next 3 days yelling at
me."

I DO help around the house!..
REALLY MEANS, "I once threw a dirty towel near the laundry basket."

Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love.
REALLY MEANS, "I forgot our anniversary again."

It's a guy thing...
REALLY MEANS, "There is no rational thought pattern connected with it,
and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

I can't find it...
REALLY MEANS, "It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely
clueless."

It's really a good movie...
REALLY MEANS, "It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and naked women."

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Joke #3
A man told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house
that he used to do. When the examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can
take it..
tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."

"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, nothing is medically
wrong..."you're just lazy!"

"Okay," said the man.
"Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."

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Joke #4
This woman at a party walked up to this man and told him -
"If you were my husband I would poison your drink."

The man says, "If you were my wife I would drink it!"

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