| HELLO AGAIN IT IS I YOUR LOVING HOST OF THIS WEB PAGE. THIS PAGE IS ABOUT FUN STUFF TO DO WHILE YOUR HOME ALONE. HEY ITS YOUR PARENTS FAULT FOR LEAVING YOU HOME AND TRUSTING YOU SO THEY DESERVE IT, BUT I CAN'T BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR ANYTHING THAT YOU DYSTORY OR ANYTHING THAT YOU HURT AND I CANNOT BE HELD ACCOUNTABLE FOR ANY TROUBLE YOU GET INTO PHYSICALLY METALLY OR OTHER WISE. IF YOU AGREE TO ALL OF THOSE TERMS AND CONDITIONS PLEASE READ ON. |
| FUN IS GOOOOOOOOOOOD |
OK NOW THAT THE LEGAL STUFF IS DONE HERE IS THE CREM DE LA CREM THE FUN STUFF TO DO WHILE YOU ARE HOME ALONE.
1. MAKE SOMETHING EXPLODE
2. MAKE SOMETHING POP
3. EAT LOTS AND LOT OF JUNK FOOD
4. BE AN ANARCHIST
5. MAKE PRANK CALLS
6. KILL KENNY(YOU BASTARDS)
7. STAY UP WAY AFTER YOU PARENTS TELL YOU AND WHEN YOU HEAR THE GARAGE DOOR RUN UP TO BED.
8. ORDER HBO
9. PURPOSELY MAKE THE HOUSE MESSY
10. TIE UP YOUR BABBY SITTER |
| IF YOU WANT TO BE REALLY WICKED |
1. TIE UP YOUR BABY SITTER AND DO EVIL STUFF
2. MAKE THE CAT POP
3. MAKE THE CAR GO BOOM
4. ORDER A PIZZA AND TAKE IT AND NOT TIP THE GUY
5. MAKE PRANK CALLS TO YOUR PARENTS CELL PHONE SAYING THEY'LL NEVER SEE THEIR BABY AGAIN
6. MAKE A MESS AND BLAME IT ALL ON YOUR OLDER SIBLING
7. KILL KENNY(LITERALLY)
8. PUT PATATOES WRAPED IN TIN FOIL IN THE MICROWAVE AND CLAM YOU DIDN'T KNOW WHAT IT DID
9. RUN AWAY
10. CALL YOUR NEIGHBORS PRETANDING TO NEED HELP |