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Here are some silly questions!

1. Why do we park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

2. Why are there flotation devices under plane seats instad of parachutes?

3. How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

4. If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

5. Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?

6. Why is it that when you transport something by car, It's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, It's called cargo?

7. Why isn't Phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

8. Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?

9. If you are in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

10. How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can't spell them?

11. Why are a wise man and wise guy opposites?

12. Why is abbreviation such a long word?

13. Why is it that we recite at a play and play at a recital?

14. When I erase a word with a pencil, where does it go?
(submitted by Harini Sathi)

15. If your sending somebody styrofoam, what do you pack it in? (submitted by Harini Sathi)

16. What hair color do they put on the driver's license of bald men? (submitted by Harini Sathi)

17. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? (submitted by Harini Sathi)

18. What is a free gift? Aren't all gifts free?

19. Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

20. Why do they report power outages on TV?

21. What do you do when you see an endangered animal that is eating an endangered plant?

22. If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

23. If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?

24. What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

thanx nubs

Sandhya
Pittsburgh	Pennsylvania

Petalpop09@hotmail.com

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