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This woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for her husband's funeral. She tells the director that she wants her husband to be buried in a dark blue suit. He asks, "Wouldn't it just be easier to bury him in the black suit that he's wearing?" But she insists that it must be a blue suit and gives him a blank cheque to buy one. When she comes back for the wake, she sees her husband in the coffin and he is wearing a beautiful blue suit. She tells the
director how much she loves the suit and asks how much it cost. He says, "Actually, it didn't cost anything. The funniest thing happened.
As soon as you left, another corpse was brought in, this one wearing a blue suit. I noticed that they were about the same size, and asked the other widow if she would mind if her husband were buried in a black suit. She said that was fine with her. "So...I switched the heads"

One day a little girl was walking home from school. 4 or 5 little boys asked her if she would climb up the flagpole for a minute. The girl remembered what her mother had said about those boys wanting her to climb up the pole. Her mother said "Don't do it. They only want to see your panties." The little girl ignored the boys and walked away. Everyday for the next week, the boys would offer money to the little girl to climb up the flagpole. On a Friday, the little girl walked home with a smile and $100. She told her mother where the money
came from. Her mother said, "I thought I told you all those boys wanted to do was see your to do was see your panties." The girlreplied, "Don't worry mommy, I tricked them. I

The following is a courtroom exchange between a defense attorney and a farmer with a bodily injury claim. It came from a Houston, Texas insurance agent.
Attorney: "At the scene of the accident, did you tell the constable you had never felt better in your life?"
Farmer: "That's right."
Attorney: "Well, then, how is it that you are now claiming you were seriously injured when my client's auto hit your wagon?"
Farmer: "When the constable arrived, he went over to my horse, who had a broken leg, and shot him. Then he went over to Rover, my dog, who was all banged up, and shot him. When he asked me how I felt, I just thought under the circumstances, it was a wise choice of words to say I've never felt better in my life."

Sandhya
Pittsburgh	Pennsylvania

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