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| Here are the worst pick up lines ever! Are you from Tennessee? Cuz you're the only ten I see! Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. I'd marry your cat just to get in the family. Pardon me, Miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, can I borrow yours? Want to see my HARD DRIVE? I promise it isn't 3.5 inches and it ain't floppy. You make my software turn to hardware! If you were a booger, I'd pick you first. Hey baby, drop that zero and get with the hero. In other words, you better come with me. My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me anytime. Is your name Pepsi? Cuz I've gotta have it! Do you work for UPS? I could've sworn you were checking out my package. They call me "coffee." I grind so fine. Hey babe, can you suck start a Harley? You must be Jamaican cuz cha makin' me crazy. Your legs must be tired cuz you've been running through my mind all night. |
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