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Only in America
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Only in America . . .
Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance!
Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink!
Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the
way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions!
Only in America...do people order double cheese burgers, a
large fry, and a diet coke!
Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters!
Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of
dollars in the driveway and leave useless pieces of shit in the garage!
Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place!
Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight!
Only in America...do we use the word "Politics" to describe
the process so well. "Poli" in latin meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures!"
Only in America do we have driveup ATM machines with
Braille lettering!
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