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1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

3. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.

4. Sniffle incessantly.

5. Name your dog "Dog."

6. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

7. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

8. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

9. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

10. Drum on every available surface.

11. Honk and wave to strangers

12. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

13. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

14. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

15. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

16. dont use any punctuation either

17. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

18. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

19. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now."

20. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

21. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

22. Sing the lamb chop neverending song over and over again.

23. Mow your lawn with scissors.

24. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

25. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

26. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

27. Never make eye contact.

28. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

29. Never break eye contact.

30. Stare at strangers just for the heck of it.

31. Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries
with that.

32. Sing along at the opera.

Sandhya
Pittsburgh	Pennsylvania

Petalpop09@hotmail.com

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