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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Today you will feel inspired to take
the initiative! Your energy is high, and people will take notice of
what you have to say. Make sure you use your excess energy in a
constructive way. Life is a self-fulfilling prophecy -- you create your
own destiny. It's a good time to start new projects. With the Moon
in your own Sign, the possibilities are endless. You can emerge a
winner in a new field or with a new idea. Be careful of that impulsive
streak though; look as much as you can before you leap.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): The person who hesitates is lost, so
take action and the initiative with new projects. Creative endeavors
will go well today. Your boss should be pleased with the results, but
make sure you cover all the details, and don't let anything fall
through the cracks. Pay attention and keep focused. Try not to let
any obstacles change your plans; pursuing a solution will require
patience and persistence. Although you're working hard, it's a good
day for daydreaming. Once your tasks are done, spend a little quiet
time with your thoughts.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): There will be plenty of energy
around you today, and you'll be radiating a lot of it. Your eloquent
ideas can be turned into concrete plans, but watch out for debates
and lack of preplanning. Teamwork is the best solution. Working 
together can bring intelligence and creativity to whatever it is you are
wishing for. Friends are abundant -- the more the merrier! If you
find yourself stuck in a mundane situation, seek out another
stir-crazy person and find something fun to do. If you do this
properly, any nervous or anxious feelings will not have a chance to
get the better of you.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Watch out for authority figures
today -- in both your personal and your work life -- who may be
especially irritating. The friction could be caused by a disregard of
other people's values and ideas. A compromise is needed. Use your
imagination and loony sense of humor to help you through. The
situation can only get better; just take it in stride. If you're having
trouble making up your mind about something, it might be easier to
just pass the decision off to someone else.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You may connect with others who share
similar values or ideas. You may even meet an exotic stranger. It's a
good time to start a new course, change an outdated system, or plan
your vacation. You may surprise yourself by envisioning an
action-packed holiday rather than a quiet time by the beach.
Adventure is the keyword! Extravagance and drama blended with
creativity and energy will make you irresistible today. You may also
feel this way about others, but you have enough energy to handle it. Have fun!

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): You may feel obligated to someone
or something today, but don't rush into any agreements, particularly
financial ones. What may seem like a good deal may not be. Take 
your time and use your analytical skills before committing to
anything. Try to be true to yourself first; otherwise you may regret it
later. Issues dealing with society and the world may be utmost in
your mind. It is easy to become overwhelmed and impulsively
passionate. Remember your ability to be organized and practical,
and the day will pass relatively smoothly.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): You may need to reevaluate your
goals in personal relationships. Don't assume anything without first
becoming clear on what motivates others. You may be able to
obtain clarity on a situation that was changeable and elusive before. 
Know exactly whom you are dealing with -- at least as far as that's
possible. It's important to take care of your own needs and basically
do what you please. Try especially to spend some time alone in your
attempt to unravel your personal situation and to cultivate the inward
focus of your energies. You could learn a lot about yourself and others.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Agree to disagree with others
today, but pick and choose your battles. If that's impossible, try to
be aware of both strategy and the impulsive mood you may be in. 
Powerful passions are at work that may divert you from your steady
course. Temper it all by recognizing that the matter is probably
trivial. It is a good time to begin something new and rewarding for
yourself, such as a diet or exercise program. Take some secret
appreciation in your magnetic and intuitive nature. Look to your own
needs, and you will feel satisfied.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): A time for romance and for
taking a gamble! You may find yourself acting completely over the 
top today, and you will be able to achieve many goals. Your
warmth, creativity, and optimism are all being expressed in their
purest form. It's a great day to apply your adventurous energy
toward anything and everything -- especially creative pursuits.
Romance, fun, and expression are gifts that you have in abundance
and can spread about endlessly. Despite your overflowing good
feelings, keep in mind that others may not be in the same mood. Be gentle! 

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You may have to deal with a
stressful issue involving parents or family members, perhaps a
situation from the past that was never quite resolved. Home could
be just as loud as the office, and you may just feel like being alone.
Careful, reserved thinking will get you through any conflict relatively
unscathed. Take care around the home and avoid moving or
rearranging the furniture. Take heart in the knowledge that new
projects are beginning to bud. It may be a hectic few days for
Capricorn. Now is a good time to act on your emotions, as they
may be simple and clear cut.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Others will look to you for your
opinion, and it's a great day for communicating your plans. Listening
and considering the opinions of others will help you to shape your
brilliant, innovative ideas into ones that can be shared by many.
Your ideas are unconventional -- this is what makes an Aquarian
unique. Follow those instincts. You will find the response you have
been looking for -- and a little extra. If at all possible, go on a small
trip or excursion away from home. The day may feel somewhat electric.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): You may not feel like sharing too 
much today. This selfishness is unusual for Pisces, but you will gain
some insight from the experience. It's an excellent time to buy
something beautiful, but be prudent because you may be feeling a bit
impulsive. Everything you see may seem attractive. Be careful.
Bankruptcy is no joke. The point is to direct some care and
attention your way. It's time to let yourself benefit from your
compassionate nature. Act on something that has been on your mind. |
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