Kissing a Smoker is like Licking an
Ashtray.
Old Skiers Never Die. They Just go
Downhill.
"Suicide Hotline...please hold."
"Stupid" is a boundless concept.
As long as there are tests, there will be
prayers in school.
My Child Can Beat Up Your Honor Student.
A pessimist is never disappointed.
Money Isn't Everything, But it Sure Keeps
the Kids In Touch.
I May Be Fat but You're Ugly - and I Can
Lose Weight.
Nothing is as inevitable as a mistake
whose time has come.
Hung Up and Drive.
People are always available for work
in the past tense.
Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway.
Smile - Its The Second Best Thing you
can do with Your Lips.
The best way to win an argument is to
be right.
Without Time, everything would happen at once.
Forget the Whales, Save the Cowboy.
Don't Honk - I'm Pedaling as Fast as I Can.
I'm From the Government. I'm Here to
Help You.
If You Love Jesus Tithe - Any Fool Can Honk.
Illiterate? Call This Number for Help...
Wisdom is knowing what to do with
what you know.
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