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Funny Quotes....

1. Time is the best teacher; unfortunately it kills all its students.

2. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

3. Out of my mind, ...be back in five minutes.

4. Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

5. There's a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot.

6. A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you're in deep water.

7. People have the right to be stupid, but some abuse that privilege.

8. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

9. Age is a question of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it don't matter.

10. Never judge a book by it's movie.

11. We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up.

12. Some people are going to leave a mark on this world, while others will leave a stain.

13. Never argue with an idiot. They drag you down to their level then beat you with experience.

Sandhya
Pittsburgh	Pennsylvania

Petalpop09@hotmail.com

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