Facts Of Life - Entertainment - http://maxpages.com/petalspage/Facts_of

These facts of life were submitted my anubha agrwal.

1. The 2 most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.

2. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

3. Money can't buy happiness. But it sure makes misery easier to live with.

4. Psychiatrists say that 1 of 4 people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, you're it.

5. If you are given an open-book exam, you will forget your book.

6. The trouble with doing something right the first time is that nobody appreciates how difficult it was.

7. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

8. Vital papers will demonstrate their vitality by moving from where you left them to where you can't find them.

9. I just got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.

10. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

11. Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.

12. You have the right to remain silent....Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

13. Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

14. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

15. Change is inevitable. Except from a vending machine.

16. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it

17. Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view

18. Bills travel through the mail at twice the speed of checks.

19. If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

20. The severity of the itch is proportional to the difficulty of the reach.

21. Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts.

Sandhya
Pittsburgh	Pennsylvania

Petalpop09@hotmail.com

Sign Guestbook

View Guestbook

Visitors: 11380

Page Updated Fri Sep 24, 1999 9:58pm EDT