With the Slinger you can launch a tennis ball up to 50 yards or more! And you don't have to touch slimy balls with your hands either.


Cotton Duck Shower Curtain Means No More Billowing Liner




Salt And Pepper Mud Rugs Hide Dirt


Pillow Covers Update Old Pillows


Electric Foot-Of-Bed Warmer Keeps Feet Cozy


Reading PillowùA Bookworm's Buddy


Extra-Long Rubber Tub Safety Mat


Chair Pads And Rocker Sets


The Scale Used In The Best Hotels


Firm Up Sagging Furniture


The Beauty Of Real Lace In A Stain-Resistant, Easy-Care Fabric


Two-Zone Electric Mattress Pad Takes The Chill Out


Sleep Better On Waterproof Fabric Than On Crinkly Plastic Pads


400+ Piece Romantic Magnetic Poetry Set
As lethal as a quiver of cupids arrow it's Romantic Magnetic Poetry. This kit comes with over 300 magnetic words and icons to choose from. Compose your message on any steel surface for your main squeeze to see. Imagine when they feast their eyes on your poetic charm and effort, you'll surely win their heart once again.


Fold-Away BedùComfort For Guests


Softest, Silkiest Sateen Sheets


Animal Golf Club Covers
These high quality golf covers might just bring out the animal in a golfer. Just look at Tiger Woods!! Makes a golfers bag stand out from the crowd!


Sofa Bed Mattress Pads In 100% Cotton Or Waterproof


Reversible Hearth Rug


Cut-To-Fit Silence Table Pad For Waterproof Protection


Quilted Daybed Covers In Denim


Amish Punching Puppet
Don't push this Amish Punching Puppet too far. He might be a pacifist but even he will stick up for his beliefs with a good hard right cross. This 12" puppet bobs on a spring while you manipulate him. He is dressed in a traditional Amish black and gray suit.


Ala Voodoo Doll
Need to vent some powerful feelings, intense passion or, humor your every whim and desire? You need a Vudu Tu You voodoo doll! Want to modify someone's' destiny to satisfy your every wish? You need a Vudu Tu You voodoo doll! Does it really work??


13" Musical Rose
Mother Nature, the Queen, and Elvis Presley, the King, have come together for the first time to produce The Music Rose. A musical 13-inch, long stem rose that plays one of the all time favorite romantic tunes "Love Me Tender." The Music Rose will surely enchant the intended recipient leaving the question who could be that sweet?


Chocolate Spoons
These chocolate covered spoons are the bomb!! The spoons are dipped in the finest gourmet, Belgium chocolate, available...excuse me I got so excited I drooled on myself!! Stir your coffee with one of these scrumptious spoons and it will be as if you have gone to heaven!!!


Cockroach Deluxe Size
ROACHES, ROACHES, ROACHES!! Don't be scared this big bug is just a farce. Go for the big laugh... go for the Giant Deluxe Cockroach!!! This rubber pest measures 4 & 1/2" ....WOW!!


Astonishing Think Tank
Ever wish you had an extra brain? Of course you do!! But how? Oz is a hell of a hike. Wait, two brains are better than one, you could simply get Dr. Karlosis Think Tank. This glowing life-like brain in a bubbling self contained unit, is much like the ones from the 1950s horror films. Its great as an office oddity, or Halloween effect. The constant bubbling can even be relaxing. The workmanship and detail are akin to that of Hollywood special effects departments. The tank comes fully assembled (just add water!) It stands 47" tall and operates on standard American 110 house current.


A Dog Lover's Dachshund Bookends
How long is your Dachshund? You can make your doggie as long as you want with these exclusively designed Dachshund Bookends. These Dog lover bookends are made of heavy stone-like resin and are 5.5" tall. They have rubber feet and weigh 3.1 lbs.


Brag Photo Bag
The Photo Bag is the ultimate Mom's gift in the universe. Yes that's right the whole universe, and as you probably know the universe is somewhat a big place. Mom's world will be wowed when she receives a gift that shows some extra effort and love. Hey, your mom wiped your crusty butt when needed...you can get together 8 pictures and insert them into the Photo Bag!! The Brag Photo Bag is roomy enough for craft supplies or for towels for the pool. This bag also features sturdy plastic shoulder straps just in case you piss Mom off and she has to slam you silly...just like good old times.


Big Hug With Cuddling Hands
The Huga plush, handmade cuddly arm with hands. The Hug is designed to wrap around whomever it is given to, and it arrives with it's own personalized greeting card.


Adorning Pink Flamingos
Own a true status symbol in lawn decoration. These durable plastic pink flamingoes stand nearly 3 feet tall on 21 inch legs and add prestige to any home. Made in the good old USA.