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| Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family. Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering. Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale! Yo momma so ugly, she walked into Taco Bell and everyone ran for the border. Your mamma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street, asked what she was doing and she said moving. Your mothers so fat, they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her through a tunnel when they want to clean it. Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quaterback is a refund. Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving. Yo momma's hair so greasy when she gets in the car the oil light comes on. Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road. Yo momma is so dumb she got hit by a park car. Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone. Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out. Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way! Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she sees people waving. Yo momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world! Yo momma's so ugly, when you look up "ugly" in the dictionary, there's a picture of her! Yo momma's so short, she does backflips under the bed! Yo momma's so fat she can't even fit in the chat room. Yo Momma's so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body. Your momma's armpits so stink she put on Right Guard and it went left. Your momma's house is so small, when you buy a large pizza you have to go outside and eat it Yo momma's face is so pimply that her tears need a 4x4 to get down her face. Yo momma so poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and yelled ding dong. Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
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