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| Your mothers so fat, she was baptized at Marine World. Your mothers so fat, she has her own area code. Your mothers so fat, they got her face on the Crisco can. Your mothers so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said "Sorry, we don't do live stock." Yo mama so fat, were in her right now. Yo mama so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo mama so fat, every time someone say "Kool Aid" she bust through the wall. Yo mama so fat, her legs are like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo mama so fat, she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller Yo mama so fat, she broke her leg, and gravy poured out! Yo mama so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo mama so ugly, the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo mama so ugly, that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo mama so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours... for a quote! Yo mama so fat, that she needs a sock for each toe Yo mama so fat, she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so poor, her face is on the front of a food stamp. Yo momma's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car. Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention!
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