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. . . : : Female Combacks : : . . .
Man: Where have you been all my life ?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
since that was so short, we also hav...
. . . : : Anybody Home?? : : . . .
What's on the Backstreet Boys' answering machines?
Nick :
Hi, this is Nick, emmmm .... I'm like ... not here right now, meaning I'm away from the phone in like ... another place, ya know ... Ok? Well, when I shut up there will be this sound, I think it's called a beep. And after it's gone you can like ... speak 'n stuff ..... Ok? Good, emmm .... so I'm gonna like say bye now, after that my voice will disappear ... so don't panic, it's like ... supposed to be like that, ya know ... Ok? *beep* ...... Ok, why am I still here?
AJ :
Yo yo yo yo yo yo yo yo sup? This is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay. You callin' at the wrong time dude slash dudette. If ya wanna get funky sometime, gimme a ring tomorrow. If I ain't at home, TOUGH! See ya!
Howie :
Howie doin? *wink* (you can actually hear this!) I'm not here *wink* call *wink* again *wink* some *wink wink wink* other *wink* time.
Kevin :
Hi ............ everyone ............ I'm .............. not .......... here .......... right ........ *beep*
Brian :
Hello? ........ hello? ...... anybody there? ...... Heeeeeeeeellloooooooooooooooo?????? (hangs up) |