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Hello, my name is Basmati Kasaar. I am suffering from rare and deadly diseases, poor scores on final exams, extreme virginity, fear of being kidnapped and executed by anal electrocution, and guilt for not forwarding out 50 billion freaking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, then that poor 6 year old girl in Arkansas with a finger on her forehead will be able to raise enough money to have it removed before her redneck parents sell her off to the travelling freak show. Do you honestly believe that Bill Gates is going to give you and everyone you send "his" email to !1000? How stupid are you? Ooooh, lookyhere! If I scroll down this page and make a wish, I'll get to go out with all my favorite celebs! What a bunch of bullcrap. Sio basically, this message is a big FREAK YOU to all the people out there who have nothing better to do than send me stupid chain mail forwards. Maybe the evil chain letter leprechauns will come into my apartment and sodomize me in my sleep for not continuing the chain which was started by Jesus in 5 A.D. and was brought to this country by midget pilgrims on the Mayflower and if it makes it to the year 2000, it'll be in the Guinness Book of World Records for the longest countinuous streak of blatant stupidity.
Freak them.

If you are going to forward something, at least send me something mildly amusing. I've seen all the "send this to 50 of your closed friends, and this poor, wretched excuse for a human being will somehow recieve a nickel from some omniscient being" forwards about 90 times. I don't freaking care. Show a little intelligence and thing about what your're actually contributing to by sending out forwards. Chances are it's your own unpopularity.

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THE FOUR BASIC TYPES OF CHAIN LETTERS:

Chain Letter Type 1:
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Make a wish!!!

No really, go on and make one!!!

Oh please, they'll never go out with you!! Wish something else!!!

Not that, you pervert!!

Is your finger getting tired yet?

STOP!!! Wasn't that fun? :o) Hope you made a great wish :o)

Now, to make you feel guilty, here's what I'll do. First of all, if you don't send this to 5096 people in the next 5 seconds, you will be attacked by a mad goat and thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It's true! Because, THIS letter isn't like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!! Really!!!
Here's how it goes:
*Send this to 1 person: One person will be PO'ed at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be PO'ed at you for sending them a stupid chain letter.
*Send this to 5-10 people: 5-10 people will be PO'ed at you for sending them a stupid chain letter, and may form a plot on your life.
*Send this to 10-20 people: 10-20 people will be PO'ed at you for sending them a stupid chain letter and will firebomb your house.
Thanks!! Good luck!!!

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Chain Letter Type 2:

Hello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see there is a starving little boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who has no arms, no legs, no parents, and no goats. This little boy's life could be saved, because for every time you pass this on, a doller will be donated to the Little Starving Legless Armless Goatless Boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Oh, and remember, we have absolutley no way of counting the emails sent and this is all a complete load of bullcrap. So go on, reach out. Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder-if you accidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly. Thanks again!!

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Chain Letter Type 3:

Hi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This is absolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not as many sad pricks with nothing better to do. So this is how it works: Pass this on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible will happen to you like:

*Bizarre Horror Story #1 Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recently recieved this letter and ignored it. She then tripped on a crack in the sidewalk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood of poopie, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty, she died. This could happen to you!!!

*Bizarre Horror Story #2 Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, some people swing that way). They both died and went downstairs and were cursed to eat adorable kittens everyday for eternity.
This Could Happen To You Too!!!
Remember, you could end up just like Pinsley and Bip. Just send this letter to all of your loser friends, and everything will be okay.

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Chain Letter Type 4:

As if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of your friends.

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The point being? If you get some chain letter that's threatening to leave you shagless or luckless for the rest of your life, delete it. If it's funny, send it on. Don't PO people by making them feel guilty about a leper in Botswana with no teeth, who's been tied to a dead elephant for 27 years, whose only saviour is the 5 cents per letter he'll recieve if you forward his mail, otherwise you'll end up like Miranda. Right?

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