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If you're too lazy to start anything, you may get a reputation for
patience.
I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it.
I talk to myself because I like dealing with a better class of people.
Never try to drown your troubles... especially if she can swim.
Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking.
Don't be so open-minded your brains fall out.
A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
on my desk I have a work station.
By the time a man realizes that his father was usually right, he has a son
who thinks he's usually wrong.
Teachers are those who help us in resolving problems
which, without them, we wouldn't have.
There are two theories to arguing with women.
Neither one works.
Marriages are made in heaven. But so again, are thunder and lightning.
Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already
taken.
Quit smoking! Take air pollution straight.
Finally 21 and Legally Able to Do Everything I've Been Doing since 15.
Success is relative- the more success, the more relatives .
There are three sides to every argument: your side,my side and the right
side.
An expert is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound
confusing.
Never argue with a fool. People might not know the difference.
When you're right, no one remembers. When you're wrong, no one forgets.
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
Experience is what a comb gives you after you lose your hair.
They say hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance.
Where there's a will there are five hundred relatives.
Everybody wants to go to heaven, but nobody wants to die.
but nothing hurts me more than you because you broke my heart
Life with men is like a deck of cards, You need a Heart to love them, a Diamond to marry them, a Club to beat them, and a Spade to bury them.
to all da men who love me!
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plz comment
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I climbed up my door, and opened my stairs,
said my pajamas and put on my prayers.
Turned out the bed and crawled into the light,
all because she kissed me goodnight!
You stood by my every step i took,
made me smile with just one look.
you hold me in ur arms,and wipe away the tears,
its been that way for the past 6 years.
I know i can say with out a doubt
that nothing can turn us inside out.
thanks for seein my threw to the very end
You truly are my very best friend.~
He looked into my eyes,
That's when I realized,
He is a stupid a** prick,
With a little a** di(k.
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A peach is a peach a plum is a plum, but a kiss isnt a kiss without some tounge.
So open your mouth and close your eyes and give your tounge some exersice
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Oooooooooooo!!!!!!
i luv tha feelin i get when you grab my ass,
how long do you think that feelin will last,
until you let go,
or until i pass gas.
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