The latest slogn of boys!
Pakistan is our nation
Girls are our Destination
Dating is Our Occupation
Flirting is our Profession
Leave about Education
Allah nay "Maa" ko ye azmat-e-kamaal dee
Uski dua pe her museebat bhee taal dee
Quran nay "Maa" k pyaar ki is terhaa misaal dee
Kay Jannat utha kay "Maa" kay qadmo mein daal dee
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
While we were learning to speak,
Mom understood everything we tried to say...
Today we say a lot; and claim...
"Mom! u dont uNdErStaNd!! "
How life chanGes!
"Love ur parEnTs!"
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
M= Moon of Love
O= OcEan of SyMpaThy
T= TreaSure of SincEriTy
H= HeaVen of PeaCe
E= EveNing of KinDness
R= RivEr of ForGivenEss
That's what MOTHER is all about!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
English Teacher:
"A cute girl is walking on the road". Change this to exclaimatory sentence.
Student:
Oh my God!
What a PiEcE!!~
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
So many options to die:
Poison
Sleeping Pills
Hanging
Jumping off from a building
Lying on railway tracks
BUT....
We all choose "MaRrIaGe".. .sLoW and SuRe!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
Tufani barish mein raat ko shop per ek admi pizza lenay aya...
Shopkeeper:
Aap shadi shuda hein?
Aadmi:
Is tufani barish mein kia meri maa mujhay pizza lenay bhejaygee?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --
1st SARDAR:
yaar, kal mein bathroom gaya tou wahaan shayr (lion) tha
2nd SARDAR:
hainn! phir tumnay kia kiya!?
1st SARDAR:
kuch nahee, meinay shayr say kaha aap kerlo, meri tou nikal gayee hai!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
When SoMeOnE touches u & u DoNt feel it
It's IgNoRaNcE
When SoMeOnE touches u & u fEeL it
It's LoVe
When NoBoDy touches u & u fEeL it
Then it's NoThInG but KhUjLi
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
When ur life is in darkness , pray to Allah and ask for relief from darkness.
If u've prayed and ur still in darkness then realize that " ur in KaRaChI "!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Santa found an answer to the most difficult question ever...
Q: "What comes first; The chIckEn or The EgG?:
"O yaar! jiska order pehlay dogay wohi ayega naa!"
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Intelligence is like an underwear,
it's important that u have it but not necessary that u show it!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Is matlab ki dunya mein kaun kisi ka hota hai
Sms bhee wohi kerta hai, jiska free package hota hai
Magar sabko pata hai kay
Kanjooso k liyay free bhee mehenga hota hai
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
New punishment for mobile owners:
Sms k liyay 5 saal jail
Misscall k liyay umerqaid
Call kay liyay phaansi
Tum mat daro...
Kanjooso k liyay 10 Lakh ka inaam hai!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---
Jahaan ki khilwat mein zulul nahee ayga
Gham-e-toheen say qubul nahee ayega
Maklul ki ibrat hai yeh qurfa ghalib
.........
Dimagh kharaab ho jayega per yeh shayr samajh nahee ayega
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
3 Sardaar bed pe so rahe thay..un teeno ko theek say jaga nahee mil rahee thee
phir 1 sardar neechay sonay laga
2nd sardar: oye! ab jaga hogayee hai, ooper aja!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Pakistan ki awaam ko kitni khushyaan mili?
1. Bijli jaanay kay baad Bijli anay ki khushi
2. Line mein khara ho ker kabhee kabhi Aata mil janay ki khushi
3. Saaray din kay baad raat kay 11 bajay Gas anay ki khushi
4. Bazaar say shopping kerkay Bomb Blast say bach ker Zinda gher wapis anay ki khushi
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
"Laziness is our biggest enemy".....( Allama Iqbal)
"We shud learn to love our enemies".... .(Quaid-e- Azam)
Lo Dasso! Hun kidi maniye? Mamu di ya Chachu di?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Aik family nay sHoLaY film dekhi.
Gher a ker shoher mazaaq mein biwi say bola,
"Naach Basanti Naach!"
bacha zor say bola,
"BASANTI! IS KUTTAY k SAAMNAY MAT NAACHNA!"
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
What is a mobile?
?
?
R u seriously looking for an answer?
ye haath mein kia ChApPaL pakri hui hai? kaisay kaisay namoonay hein!
Yehi MoBiLe hota hai!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
3 fastest ways of communications:
1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a wOmAn
Need more speed?
Also advise her "NoT tO tELL aNyOnE!!"
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
Q: What's the difference between CoMpLeTe and FiNiShEd?
A: If u find a GoOd WiFe, ur CoMpLeTe, otherwise ur FiNiShEd!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
Sardarni writes a message to sardar-
"Ghar kab aogay message kerkay batao!"
Sardar writes to her-
"Nahi bata sakta, balance kam hai!"
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
Aik thee *BILLI*
Aur nahee hai........bass eik he thee!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
Tum bhee likha kero shayari
Tumhara bhee dUnYa mein naam ho jayega
Loug phainkeingay AnDaY aur TiMaTeR
Tou shaam ki sAbZi ka intezaam ho jayega
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ------
Why dont dogs marry??
Because...
Wo tou pehlay he say KuTtAy ki zindagee jee rahay hotay hein!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
BOY: Suit bauhat acha pehna hai
GIRL: Thanks
BOY: Lipstick bauhat achi lagayee hai
GIRL: Thanks
BOY: Makeup bhee bauhat acha kiya hai
GIRL: Thanks "bHaYyA"!
BOY: Phir bhee achi nahee lag rahee ho!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -----
Tungreyaan Tortri Hematorga
Faragwani Tiein Tohna
Ahayau Meno Tangzwera???
?
?
Uff meray sms kay dEeWaaNe!
Kuch bhee bhejo, perhnay lag jatay hein
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Manager: From ur references, I see u have had 4 jobs in the last month.
Applicant: Yes Sir, but doesnt that show how much in demand i am!??
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
1 admi: Jab meray bachay hongay tou eik ko Karachi aur eik ko Lahore chor aoonga.
Doosra bola wo kyu?
Pehla admi: Kal TV per bata rahay thay kay bacho kay dermyaan waqfa zaroori hai!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Friendship is a "GiVe" and "TaKe" relationship. ..
I hope u agree with this saying!
So "GiVe" me a TrEaT and "TaKe" me to DinNer!...
Ho gaya naa give and take!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Sardar: Excuse me! what time is it?
Man: 3-15
Sardar: that's so weird! I have been asking this all day, and each time i get a different answer!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Jobs in mobilink
Send in ur resume to
jobs@Mobilink. com.pk
Location: Isb/Khi
Salary: 60,000 to 80,000
Job Nature: Mobile Tower k paas beth ker Telenor kay signals roknay hein
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Hijr kay azaabo say der lagta hai
Mujhay apnay he khwaabo say der lagta hai
Ka bhee tumnay eik banda maar diya
Zalim! Mujhay teri juraabo say der lagta hai
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
New addition to the periodic table of chemical elements
Element Name: Woman
Symbol: WO
Atomic Wt.: Dont even dare to ask
Physical Properties: Generally boils at anything and may freeze at any time. Melts whenever treated properly.
Very bitter if mishandled.
Chemical Properties: Very reactive. Higly unstable. Possesses strong affinity with gold, silver, platinum, diamond and precious stones. Volatile when left alone.
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
British: U know sWiMmiNg?
Sardar: No
Bristish: DoG is betTer than u, it SwiMs!
Sardar: U know sWiMmiNg?
British: yEs!
Sardar: then what is the diFFereNce between u and a DoG?
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
A student was asked to write a signboard for the traffic rules near the college campus...
He wrote:
"Drive carefully! Dont kill the students, wait for the teachers!!"
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Aray hamein tou apno nay mara
Ghairo mein kahan damm tha
Meri haddi bhee wahaan tooti
Jahaan gosht kam tha
Mujhe jis ambulance mein daala
Uska peTroL khatam tha
Mujhe rickshaw mein isliyay bithaya
Q k uska kiraya kam tha
Mujhe doctor nay uthaya
Nurse mein kahaan damm tha
Mujhe jis bed per litaya
Uskay neechay BoMb tha
Mujhay tou BoMb say Uraya
Goli mein kahaan damm tha
Mujhay sarad per dafnaya
Q k us din qabrustan mein
MQM ka function tha!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ----
Thalaam
Ye Et AITA sms Hai Jo Athe Bhale Intan To Totla Tal Deta Hai,
Aap Laatt Toshish Talo Pil b Aite He Palo De..
