ORIOLES SUCK COCK The Orioles appear to be sucking cock. Chris Parillo and other Orioles fans believe that the Orioles will be able to win the next world series, but other fans say "no fucking way." Chris Parillo believsthis, but even he, himself knows that the orioles have cheated to get to where they are, and they will get caught some time soon. Sammy Sosa alone has carried the team, litteraly, with the help of steoids and personally corked bats that he is infamous for.Chris Parillo helps Sammy Sosa by sucking his cock every night because no one else will love his juiced-up ass. In fact, the whole Oriole team was recently caught in an orgy.