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YO MOMMA JOKES OF THE MONTH SEPTEMBER 97 Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise! OCTOBER 97 YO MOMMA SO SKINNY SHE IS AS SKINNY AS A TOOTH PICK NOVEMBER 97 YO MOMMA SO OLD THAT WHEN GOD SAID LET THERE BE LIGHT SHE FLIPED THE SWHICH DECEMBER 97 Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy. JANUARY 98 Yo momma so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes. FEBRUARY 98 Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras. MARCH 98 Yo momma so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off. APRIL 98 Yo momma so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared. MAY 98 Yo momma so tall she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon. JUNE 98 Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up. JULY 98 Yo momma so bald you can see whats on her mind. AUGUST 98 Yo momma teeth are so yellow I can't believe its not butter. SEPTEMBER 98 Yo momma so stupid she makes Beavis and Butt-Head look like Nobel Prize winners!!!!! NOVEMBER 98 Yo momma so stupid she sold her car for gasoline money! DECEMBER 98 Yo momma so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! JANUARY 99 Yo momma so stupid she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at home!!!! FEBRUARY 99 COMING SOON MARCH 99 COMING SOON APRIL 99 COMING SOON MAY 99 COMING SOON JUNE 99 COMING SOON YO MAMMA JOKES FOR COMPUTER NERDS Yo mamma's so FAT, she uses TRIPLE E-MAIL , Yo mamma's so DUMB,she spent five hours trying to FIND the "ANY" KEY! Yo mamma's so UGLY, she can`t even TURN ON her COMPUTER! Yo mamma's so LAZY, she'll only SINGLE CLICK the MOUSE! Yo mamma's so DUMB, she looks BEHIND HER before she hits the BACKSPACE KEY Yo mamma's so UGLY, she can`t get a CYBER DATE! Yo mamma's so FAT, she has to use DOORS 98 instead of WINDOWS 98 ! Yo mamma's so UGLY, the GLARE SCREEN protects the MONITOR from HER! Yo mamma's so LAZY,she'll CUT, but WON'T PASTE! Yo mamma's so DUMB,she SPELL CHECKS her NAME! Yo mamma's so FAT, she CAN`T FIT in a CHAT ROOM! Yo mamma's so DUMB,she puts on a WET SUIT to SURF THE INTERNET |
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