Joey's Pickup Lines - this page is rated pg-13, due to some language - Music - http://maxpages.com/nsyncandjc/Joeys_pickup

Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I can see me in your pants.

That dress is very becoming on you.Of course if I were on you I'd be c*****g(there are 10 year olds reading this!!) too.

I have an idea!!Why don't we play pearl harbor.I'll lie down and you can blow me away.

That shirt looks great on you!!Do you know where it would look better?On the floor in y hotel room!!

I lost my number, can I borrow yours?

My sister just died.Will you have sex with me?

Do you believe in love at first site or do I have to walk by you again?

I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.

Can I borrow a quarter ["What for?"] I want to call my mom and tell her that I just met the girl of my dreams, I want to call your mom and thank her.

Is your dad a thief?? ["No."] Then how did he steal the sparkle ofthe stars and put it in your eyes?

Would you be my love buffet?? So I can lay you out on the table and take what I want?

Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway.

. My name's Joey. That's so you know what to scream.

My name's Joey, but you can call me "Lover."

Nice shoes. Wanna f**k??

What do you say we go out for a pizza and then a f**k?? ["No."] You don't like pizza??

Can I flirt with you?? (I kinda like this one)

Your dad must've been a Baker, 'cause you got a nice set of buns.

(Looking at shirt tag. When girl says, "What are you doing?") Checking to see if you were made in heaven. (like this one to)

All those curves, and me with no brakes.

If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me??

F**k me if I'm wrong, but don't you want to kiss me?

(Grabing girls ass.) Pardon me, is this seat taken??

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

Can you give me directions? ["To where?"] Your heart. (I REALLY like this one, A guy could so get me with that one)

. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.

How 'bout you sit on my lap and we'll see what pops up.

. Do you know what would look good on you? Me.

I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?

How 'bout you and I go back to my place and get out of these wetclothes.

[Tapping his thigh.] You just think this is my leg.

Say, that's a nice [dress/outfit/shirt/article of clothing]. Can I talk you out of it?

Now these ones come with respones just in case you meet superman himself

Joey:What's your sign?
you: Do not enter

Joey: I know how to please a woman
Joey:I'm here to fufill your every sexual fantasy
you: You mean you have a donkey and a great Dane?

Joey:Hey, come on we're both here at the same bar for the same reason.
you: Yeah! Lets pick up some chicks! (heehee)

Joey: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
you: Unfertilized! (lol)

Joey:So what do you do for a living?
you: I'm a female impersonator.

Joey:I'd like to call you. Whats your number?
you: It's in the phonebook
Joey:But I don't have your name.
you: Thats in the phonebook too.

Joey:I would go to the end of the earth for you.
you: Yes,but would you stay there?

Joey:I'd go through anything for you.
you: Good! Lets start with your bank account (lol)

Joey:Your body is like a temple.
you:Sorry, there are no services today.

Joey:Hey cutie, how bout you and I hit the hot spots?
you: Sorry, I don;t date outside my species.

Joey:If I could see you naked I'd die happy.
you:Yeah but if I saw you naked I'd die laughing!! (lol)

Joey: I can tell you want me
you: Ohhh you're so right. I want you to leave. (lol)

Joey:I want to give myself to you.
you:Sorry I don't accept cheap gifts!

Joey: Have we met before?
you: Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic

Joey:Haven't I seen you someplace before?
you:Yeah thats why I don't go there anymore.

Joey: Is this seat empty?
you: Yes, and mine will be too if you sit down.

Joey:So wanna go back to my place?
you: well I don't know, will two people fit under a rock?

Joey:Your place or mine?
you: Both. You go to your place and I'll go to mine.
Joey:whats the matter with you are you a lesbo or somethin'?
you: Well if your the alternitive.....

Joey:Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.
you: Well, the milk just gone sour(or overdue).

Joey:.My love for you is like the energizer bunny; it keeps going and going....
you: Then just go pass by me!

Joey:Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King; you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away
you: So your admitting your greasy?!!?!?!

Joey.Excuse me are those space pants, no why?, cause your ass is out of this world.
you: .......So your saying I got a big ass now?!?!?!

Joey.I hope you know CPR, cuz you take my breath away!
you: As for your breath, two word, tic-tac (or breath asure)

Joey:Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!
you: Your name must be Crack, 'cuz you look like a crack-head!

Joey:If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.
you: Yours would probably be McViagra

Joey:Just call me milk...
you:(interupting)you must be because I'm lactose intolerant and your making me sick

God must have spent a little more time on you...

Joey:Do you sleep on your stomache?
you:[yes/no]
Joey:Can I?

Forget about playing doctor. That's for little kids. Let's play gynocologist.

I wish i was a pokemon. Then I could Pikachu.

I'm like a Rubix cube. The more ya play with me, the harder I get!

Congratulations! You've been voted "Most Beautiful Girl In This Room" and the grand prize is a night with me!

I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.

If you were the last woman and I was the last man on earth, I bet we could do it in public

Um, I have big feet

Just a thought...

Do you think Joey's ever hit on Lance?Think about!!!Lance is very pretty afterall.Maybe when Joey's really lonely..can't you just picture it?
Joey:Hey baby.Are your legs tired?'Cause you've been running through my mind all day!!
Lance:Joey!!What the hell are you doing man!!!!

(LOL :p that one was funny)

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