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| Top Ten-Week of 12/4 Top Ten reasons Britney is dating Justin and Justin is dating Britney: 10. It's Christmas time and their both bringing in the bacon! Hint: MONEY HUNGRY 9. Justin wants to "give back" and feels sorry for the mentally challenged. 8. Britney needed someone to get her pathetic voice in this business 7. Justin's gotta prove to his homies he's a playa 6. Britney has thing for two's, since that's how many people bought her album, so she wants two mom's named Lynn 5. Justin is getting his mom back for dumping him 4. Britney got tired of buying presents for herself 3. Justin uses her for an excuse to get away from the business 2. Since Britney can't turn on her car, she had to find someone who could, and since Justin's giving back...you get the point 1. Justin is trying to rid himself of the "gay" rumors, although we all know the truth Top Ten awards 'N Sync or people involved with 'N Sync SHOULD recieve! 10. Biggest N Sync groupie-Eminem 9. 'N Sync member most likely to rape jen-in her dreams-Justin, in reality-Chris (You think this hurts Meg, but I wouldn't care if Chris rapes me!) 8. Best song-Forgot About J 7. Biggest lie-This I Promise You, JC has never taken me in his arms and held me right where I belong 6. Video most likely to turn porn-Tie between "It's Gonna Be Me" (you can tell Justin's about to rape that doll) and "Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays" (Joey was so riding Gary Coleman) 5. Sexiest outfit-Justin's sex driven hornball leather pants on the cover of TV Guide! 4. Worst song-Bringin' Da Noise (learn english you fools) 3. Worst 'N Sync acting debut-"Model Behavior", Justin should be chasing a guy with they way he was acting, total queer! "I'll never run away from you" my ass. 2. Worst sound-for any of you who saw N Sync's first performance in the US it was on TRL and they sang i want you back, Justin was just going through puberty and his voice cracked right during his solo when he says 'you're the one i need' it was the funiest thing i've ever heard (like you never cracked Megan!) 1a. Biggest ho-Britney Spears, j/k, I love Butchney Queers, back to 'N Sank! 1b. Ugliest 'N Sync girlfriend-Since Britney isn't a "girlfriend", Danielle wins this one! Sorry Dani, but Bobbi is prettier than you and Justin's mom is cute! Top Ten reasons NOT to go to an N Sync concert… 10. Cornrows 9. Nasty Hoochies that go practically naked. 8. The gay crowd-pleasers, they use for costume changes. 7. Lake, timber, timber, Timberlake. 6. Pieces of crap that get better tickets than you when you waited in line for an hour. 5. The incredibly long amount of time that they spend, doing God knows what, while we wait for an hour after the opening acts. 4. Why spend $50 to see some fat girls butt, who’s standing on her seat when they tell you at the beginning not to. (Thanks Disheki) 3. If I wanted to watch their concert on a giant TV screen I’d steal a big screen and turn up the volume when they came on HBO. 2. Crying, shrieking freaks that call themselves fans. 1. No Sisqo (I disagree with this Meg, Sisqo was good, it was his nasty booty shakin' dancers that made his performance bad.) Top Ten Top Ten people and things 'N Sync is saying "Bye,bye,bye" to. 10. Lou HURLman and the rest of RCA 9. Chris is saying farwell to the unmistakable dreds. God bless his soul! 8. Justin is saying goodbye to scissors and hair dressers of all sorts OBVIOUSLY! (cut your hair) 7. Lance apparantly said goodbye to his acting ability. Wait, he never had any. 6. J.C. has said goodbye to all sanity for which he continues to be a crack head. 5. Joey has parted with his brush and hair dye. 4. Lance accidently said goodbye to his brain before he got dressed for Saturday Night Live. 3. J.C. either said farwell or really pissed off his wardrobe person before he slipped on that PINK shirt for TRL. 2. Every supermodel (including ones that act like them) so that Meggy and I won't have any competition. 1. Not only does Justin say goodbye but also deciates "Bye,bye,bye" to the one and only nasty ass imbreeding grease ball hooker called Britney Spears. That's of course when shes not using the name Bunny on 52nd Street. Top Ten reasons why you would and wouldn't want to be snowed in with 'N Sync. Would- 10. You and the other four will have the opportunity to sit J.C. down and talk him out of his narcotic habits. 9. The loads of time will be perfect to convince Joey he is not cool when he humps cheerleaders. 8. You could watch Justin booty bop all day long. (Maybe even join in!) 7. You can make Lance watch t.v. all day so he will LEARN how to act. 6. Two GREAT looking guys to fulfill your sexual needs, one good looking she male who has great make up tips, and two other questionable looking ones to do whatever you tell them to because you have threatened to kill superman and all dogs on the planet. Why would you not want to be snowed in with them? Wouldn't- 5. Snowed in with Joey. I rather be stuck on a dysfunctional MARTA for 4 hours in the freezing cold in downtown Atl. 4. Chris with a lot of free time scares the hell out of me. 3. Lance might try and kiss you with the same lips he kissed Kathy Griffen, Daniel Bitchel, and that nasty freak from Seventh Heaven. 2. Being snowed in, Justin wouldn't be able to cut his hair meaning it would grow even more, AAAAAAH! 1. J.C. is a horrible influence plus he would just sleep all day anyway. Besides, without his crack, he doesn't have any fun! Top Ten things 'N Sync should say Bye,Bye,Bye to! 10. All girls (except for me and Jen) 9. Justin- his tendency to make up songs to gold fish...scary 8. Lance- his obsession with horses. There becomes a point when you just have to let it go. 7. Joey- The hair...ewww 6. J.C.- his thug appeal 5. Chris- the rest of the group (he's getting to damn old) 4. Justin- the fro, It's really not a good look on him 3. Lance- The taz mask...doesn't really bring out some of his finer features 2. The excuses, we want a new CD 1. Joey- the cape...no matter how many times he tells himself, it is NOT cool Top Ten people the members of 'N Sync would kill to kiss at midnight on New Year's. 10. Joey-Christopher Reeves 9. Justin-Martin Luther King, Jr. 8. Lance-whoever invented make up (it saved his life) 7. Chris-Chris wouldn't kill to kiss anyone, if he kissed anyone he would kill them 6. J.C.-whoever discovered drugs (it saved his life) 5. Lance-Clint Black 4. Chris-The guy from Blue's Clue's (they both have the same KIND of best friend) 3. Joey-Justin Timberlake 2. J.C.-I can't think of anyone else for him so ME 1. Justin-HIMSELF (his mom couldn't be there and Britney has herpes on her mouth) Top Ten Christmas Gifts 'N Sync asked Santa to bring them. 10. J.C.- new drug dealer-- old one got shot 9. Lance- new 3 in 1 make-up stick by Mabeline-- maybe he's born with it, maybe it's maybeline 8. Chris- gift certificate for plastic surgery 7. Justin- Rock in Roll Elmo-- it sings a Micheal Jackson song 6. Joey- Bitchney Spears' implants 5. Lance- unlimited supply of eyebrow pluckers 4. Chris- a happy little potty training pad for happy little Busta 3. Joey- a new black book 2. J.C.- a new bankee(blankey) 1. Justin- new thug wear and hair relaxer(DEFINETLY) Top Ten Christmas Songs for 'N Sync. The titles were altered a bit. 10. J.C.- O Marajuana Plant! 9. Joey- I Saw Joey Kissing Santa Clause 8. Chris- Bark! My Angel Busta Sings 7. Lance- Twelve Days of Jenny Craig 6. Justin- O Souly Night 5. J.C.- Winter Thugland 4. Joey- Single Bells 3. Chris- I Believe In Santa Clause ( I didn't have to alter that one) 2. Lance- I Saw Three Hicks 1. Justin- Carol of the Bizzells Top Ten Top Ten reasons that prove 'N Sync does drugs 10. Chris's old hair cut 9. J.C. (that's all you need for proof) 8. Joey's bleached Chubaka 7. Lance's ability to be so calm 6. When Justin sings his eyes for some reason are always rolling in the back of his head....hmm, makes you wonder 5. Chris's hero is a dog, what else would explain that besides drugs 4. Just watch J.C. dance...**crackhead** 3. Joey claims that all of his fans are his girlfriends...uh, I've seen some of his fans 2. Lance...well let's just say he dresses up as a spice girl..and it fits him 1. If you start singing a jingle from the movie Cable Guy in the middle of a Rosie O'Donnell taping you've got to be smoking something...Justin..."Down, down, down, red teams goin' down." Top Ten for the week of 11/28 to 12/4 Recently, 'N Sync was asked to give songs that best described them. They were also asked to change songs to fit them. So here's a list of the five songs that best describe them and five songs that are their parodies. Theme Songs 10. Joey- Beat It by Michael Jackson. 9. Lance-Where My Girls At? by 702. 8. J.C.- Everybody Must Get Stoned by (I have no clue who sings it but it is a song, I swear) 7. Justin- The Boy Is Mine by Brandy and Monica. 6. Chris- Beauty and the Beast by Celine Dion. Paraodies 5. Chris- What a Freak Wants- remake of What a Girl Wants by Christina Aguilera. 4. Joey- I'm Just Her Baby's Daddy- remake of My Baby Daddy by B-Rock and The Bizz. 3. Lance- If You Think I'm Pretty- remake of If You Think I'm Jiggy by The Lox. 2. J.C.-Thug Boy- a remake of Thug Girl by Master P. 1. Justin- Black- a remake of Bad by Micheal Jackson. (just sing it in your head, it's funny--"I think I'm black, I'm black, you know it"). |
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