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| Funny Stories (Fyction) |
| This page contains fictional, humor filled stories about the guys of 'N Sync and friends of theirs. It is a HUMOR page so don't be offended by it. Keep in mind all hatemail goes to Jen at Mar566jg@aol.com! (Real cute Meg) |
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| Meet and Greet Written by Mar566jg@aol.com Aquafina and Bootyfine Nicole checked their weaves in the mirror one last time. As they straightened them out they also smoothed out their outfits. The girls were preparing for the biggest day of their lives. Meeting 'N Sync. Aquafina's brothers' probation officers' friend who is a security guard hooked them up with some meet and greet passes. It would only be minutes before they walked into the room and faced the five guys up front. The finished primping and made their way towards the room. They came to the line and waited. "Hey girl, whatchyou wearin'? Dat be some nasty outfit." The old women who had brought her grandaughter turned around and smiled at Bootyfine. "Whatchyou smilin' at? Aqua check out dis woman's grill." The old lady turned around and grabbed her grandaughter's hand. "Bootyfine, you done scared her. Don't mess wit old people. Dey can be strong. One time I was wit dis old dude and..." "Okay 'N Sync is ready to see you guys now. Please keep the line straight and no pushing. The safer, the better," a rep from the 'N Sync security said opening the doors. "Oh hellllll no. He did not just tell me what to do," Bootyfine said waving her hand around. "Calm down. Let's go," Aquafina said grabbing her arm. They started to walk in the room and were instantly met with the five guys sitting at a table. They walked by the secuirty guards first to get to the table. "Excuuuuuuse me. Did you just touch my ass?" Bootyfine asked. "No mam." "Damn!" Aquafina pulled her arm and walekd to the table. J.C. was the first guy they came across. "Hello. Who should I make this out to?" Aquafine was speechless. J.C. was her favorite guy and now she was up close and he was talking to her. "Her name be Aquafina, her game be give me a ring fo dis finga'," Bootyfine said noticing Aquafina wasn't talking. "Excuse me?" JC asked confused. "Sorry about her. My name is Aquafina." "Like da water foo," Bootyfine jumped in. JC gave them both a weird stare then continued to write her name. "And you're name is?" "Guess?" "I have no idea." "Check out my ass." "Huh?" "Bootyfine, her name is Bootyfine," Aquafina cut in noticing this could go on for days. "Bootyfine Nicole." JC scribbled down the names and passedon the paper. "It was nice meeting you." "Is that a keg in your pants? 'Cause I'd love to tap that ass," Bootyfine asked seductively. Aquafina pulled her arm so they could meet the next guy. "Hi I'm Chris, do you guys by any chance have the time?" "You got da energy?" Bootyfine blurted out. "What?" "Excuse her. It's about 5." "Y'all havin' fun?" Chris asked being friendly. "Boy, do you believe in love at frist sight?" Bootyfine asked. "Uh..." "Should I walk by again?" Chris started to laugh a little but was still a little scared of her so he sent the picture down as he finished signing. "Thanks for comin." "You know dat shirt look good on you but it would look hella betta on my bedroom floor." Aquafina had to pull her again and they stopped in front of the third dark haired guy. "Hey ladies, enjoying your day?" "Why, you wants to make it betta?" Bootyfine asked getting closer. "Uh...umm..." "Excuse her. She just a little to excited." "Hey you sleep on yo stomach?" "No, why?" "Can I?" "Bootyfine!" Aquafina exclaimed. "I lost my virginity and I was wonderin' if I could have yours." Joey was blushing now and decided to send on the picture so they would leave. "Bye." "Oh see you ain't gonna even front wit me. I thought you was a little flirt. Now you be playa hatin." "No, I was just...uh..." "She want you to call security cause she think dat boy is foine ova dere," Aquafina pointed out to Joey as he became nervous. "Come on," she said to Bootyfine. "I'll see you lata'." Joey gave her a scared look then looked down to sign the next picture. "Hey guys," Lance said sweetly. "What up?" "Bootyfine what are you doing?" Aquafina asked. "Takin' off me shoes." "Why?" Lance cut in peering over the table at her. "So I can take off my pants, yo." "Booty, stop it. Put dem back on right now." Lance was shaking now with fear. "Excuuuuuuse me, but I'm wit da FBI. Foine Body Investagators, and I'm gonna have to ask you to assume da position." "I'm sorry about her. She just really likes you guys. Let's go Bootyfine. You scarin' him." They moved on to the end of the line. It was the last guy. "Well, helllllooooo. If I pet you would ya' follow me home?" Justin looked up to see the two ladies in front of him. "Huh?" "All I gotta say is if I were a fly, I'd be all ova you because you be da shit." "I'm Aquafina and this is my friend Bootyfine Nicole." "Nice to meet you," Justin said staring at Bootyfine. "You be so hot, you meltin' da plastic in my underwear." Justin could only stare at her. They had a staring contest going on until everyone grew quiet and looked at them. The silence was unexplainable. "Hi, I'm an astronaut. My next mission is to explore Uranus," Justin said. "Bshhh," Bootyfine said pushing her hand in his face. "I don't play dat game. Dat's just nasty. Eww, let's go Aquafina." The two left the room and Justin looked around noticing everyone's eyes were on him. "What?" 'N Sync on Thanksgiving Written by Mar566jg@aol.com The five guys bowed their heads and let Justin lead them in a prayer. "Dear the man upstairs. I wanna thank you for giving me all this great food. It looks hella good." "Justin!" the other guys yelled. "What?" "You just said hella in your prayer to God," Lance said. "Oh, my bad G." "Try it again Justin," Chris said frustrated. "Okay, okay. Dear God. Thank you for this wonderful meal. I also want to thank you for this crunk night we had last night. It was so phat. I was freak dancin' wit some girl and then see got my digits and then we went..." "Justin!!!" the guys yelled. "What? I'm givin' thanks." "You don't have to thank him for that right now," J.C. said. "Yeah, we're hungry," Joey complained. "Sorry, geez, I'll make it short," Justin said closing his eyes and looking up. "Dear God. Thanks for the food. I wish my family could be here but I've got my friends so I guess that makes up for it. Though I really like my mom's home cookin' better and I really miss my little bro, but I guess I'll get over it and just try and eat this stuff even though it looks like..." "Justin!!!" the guys yelled. "Oh my goodness. I'm giving thanks for my food and friends and you guys are yelling at me." "Dude, you are rambling and complaining about the food. That's not giving thanks," Chris yelled standing up. "Oh you wanna fight," Justin said standing up as well. "You guys, can we please eat," Joey moaned. "Shut up!!!" the four guys yelled at him in unison. "Justin and Chris sit down," J.C. protested. "Make me fag," Chris said. "What did you just call me?" "You heard me." "Yeah you heard him," Justin said agreeing with Chris. J.C. stood up quickly and began to run after Chris and Justin around the table. Screaming at the top of his lungs, Chris ran and hid behind Lance. "Get away from me!" exclaimed Lance. Chris got up and started to run around the table again. J.C. stopped and eyed Chris from the other side. "Where is Justin?" J.C. asked. "I don't know," Chris answered as he shrugged. "I know where he is," Lance said pointing under the table. J.C. got on his knees and lifted up the table cloth. He saw Justin huddled up against the corner near Lance's feet. "Justin, get up," J.C. yelled. "No, your gonna hurt me." "No I won't just get up." Justin turned around to see J.C. and quickly rolled out the other side. Seeing Justin was out, J.C. quickly got out and began to chase the both of them again. "Seriously guys, someone his gonna knock over all this food and we're not gonna have any fun. Just stop this foolishness," Joey said looking as if he were about to cry. Everyone got silent and looked at Joey. "What?" Joey questioned. Lance, J.C., Chris, and Justin all looked at each other and looked back at Joey. They slowly walked towards him and Chris grabbed the turkey. He held it over his head and dropped it on Joey. The End. 'N Sync goes to Ace Hardware Written by:Mar566jg@aol.com As we all know 'N Sync does a lot of traveling on their tour bus when on tour. Well, last summer on their tour they were in Atlanta and getting ready to move to their next destination when their bus got a flat tire. It just so happened they were near an Ace Hardware. The guys offered to go inside and get some help. As soon as they walked through the doors they were greeted with a helpful hardware attitude at the cash register. "Howdy, welcome to Ace. Can I help you folks with anything?" asked the cashier. "No, we're just looking around," Joey replied. "No you idiot. Sorry mam, he's a little slow. We actually have a flat tire outside. We're gonna need help with the replacement," Chris said with aggravation. "All righty. I'll get my best man out there to help your folks with the tire." "Okay, thanks." Suddenly there was a sudden boom from the back. The guys noticed Justin and Lance were missing so they ran to the back where the noise came from. They found Justin and Lance standing in front of a pile of 2x4's lying on the ground with two metal rods in their hands. "What the hell are you guys doing?" "It wasn't me," Lance quickly responded while pointing at Justin. "Na. I didn't do nothin. We were just playin Star Wars with these tight metal dowle rods and Lance bumped me all up into this display of wood, and then it all fell,"Justin explained. "No I didn't, you tripped," Lance argued. "I don't care who did it, you guys clean it up," Chris said sternly. "Okay, Dad," Lance said sarcastically. "Where did Joey go?" asked J.C. "I don't know, I thought he was right here," answered Chris. Justin and Lance stayed to pick up their mess while Chris and J.C. went to look for Joey. They walked down every isle looking for him and calling his name. When reaching the nails and bolts isle they saw someone who resembled Joey but wearing an Ace Hardware vest and helping a young woman. The two stopped and contemplated on whether it was Joey or not. "It sure does look like him," said J.C. "Yeah but why would Joey be wearing an Ace Hardware vest?" "Oh my gosh." "What?" "Joey put on the vest so he could have a reason to talk to that good looking woman," J.C. said. "What an idiot." "Joey," J.C. yelled. Joey looked up and saw them standing there. "Yes, can I help you?" Joey questioned. "What are you doing man?" "Sorry mam I'll be right back to help you. Let me see what they want." "Okay, thanks." Joey walked over to J.C. and Chris and walked them out of the aisle. "Are you guys trying to blow my cover?" "What cover, what the heck are you doing?" "Isn't it obvious. That woman is so fine. I couldn't just walk up to her and be like 'hey baby'." "Why not?" "Because, it's not gentleman like." "Okay so you put on the gay red vest so you could look like your worked here and be able to help her?" Chris asked. "Duh." "Joey take it off, we need to go." "No, I have to finish helping her." "Joey you don't know anything about nails and bolts, how could you help her." "I'm helping her find her one true love." "Joey take off the vest now." "No!" "Now!" "No!" "That's it, I'm telling Johnny." "Okay, it's off, geez." The guys went back to the isle where Justin and Lance were and they weren't there anymore. "Great, where did they go now?" Chris asked. "Okay I'll look on this side for them, and you two go look for them on that side," J.C. suggested. "Okay." Chris and Joey walked to other side looking up and down aisles. J.C. did the same. They met back up at the front of the store without a trace of Justin or Lance. Suddenly Justin came running across the front screaming being followed by Lance with a chain saw. "Oh my gosh!" Chris exclaimed. "What are they doing?" asked Joey. "You guys stop!" J.C. yelled. Justin then came running back up to the front hiding behind J.C. Lance followed and stopped. "What do you guys think your doing???" Chris questioned. "Well, see we were playing hide and go seek and I was the hider. Well, I was just hiding over their by the lawn chairs and I see Lance with this chain saw. I got really scared so I got up and started to run. He started to chase me with it so I started to scream. It's all of his fault," Justin explained out of breath. "Whatever Justin. I wasn't gonna hurt you. I just wanted to scare you out of your spot so I could tag you. It obviously worked." "You guys are so immature, you know that," said Chris. "Shut up Chris. If Johnny wasn't here you would be doing the same thing. You just don't want to get in trouble," explained Justin. "No I wouldn't. I would not be running around with metal dowles or chasing people with chain saws or trying to pick up woman with the Ace vest." "We didn't do that," argued Justin. "I know, horny old Joey did." Justin and Lance started to laugh. "Guys we need to go, Lance go put the chain saw away." Lance out it away and the guys started to walk away. "Did y'all want to sign up for the Ace Helpful Hardware Club?" questioned the cashier. "What's that?" asked Joey. "Jooooeeeeeeeey!" the group yelled. "What?" "Mam, we need to get going, thanks anyway," J.C. said. "All righty, you folks have a great day! Don't forget, Ace is the place with the helpful hardware folks." The guys said good-bye and walked outside to get on the bus. The tire was fixed and they were ready to roll. They all got on the bus and got comfortable. "Guys?" "What Joey?' "Did she say with the helpful hardware folks?" "Yeah, why?" "What the heck are folks?" "Joey, shut up," Justin yelled while throwing a pillow at him.
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