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| "I want Justin, oh yes I do, I want Justin, how 'bout you!!! Yea!!!" |
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| Long time, no talk! Who missed me? Well, I'm in college now so I'm gonna try and be mature, but y'all know as well as I do that won't be easy in this section. I haven't said anything all summer long and a lot of people are probably happy. But I am back and Britney Spears is more annoying than ever. I think, if it was even possible, she got more gay. Now I know a lot of people read this and say, "Why do you even waste your time since you hate her?" I personally feel that it is my duty to educate those who are followers of this creature we call Britney that she is pure evil. So I am back for now and ready to talk! Britney's new single, "I'm a Slave 4 U" WARNING PARENTS: Britney has become hard core and uses the word "hell" in this song. If you have any parenting skills you will be smart enough not to pick this off the shelves for your children. Can I get a show of hands for how many people made a mental wish for that gigantic snake to wrap around Britney's neck in that performance and not let go? Another WARNING: Britney wrote 10 of the 12 songs on the album. Reason enough not to buy it. Diary scenerio: "Hey is that your hair or are they extensions?" asks the girl. Britney responds, "No, it's mine." Girl smiles and walks away. 2nd scenerio: "Hey is that your real hair?" I ask. Britney responds, "Yes." "You must get your hair done where you get your boobs done. And it's probably the same place you get that nice looking tan. And that real smile you're giving me. Wow, you're such a real person!" I state sarcastically. If you're the guy who licked Britney's cheek in her new video, please email me with a description of what a pound of makeup tastes like. Anyone an Incubus fan? Well, I'm a huge one and Brandon Boyd, lead singer, expressed his distaste for Britney in an online chat. I don't have the exact words but he said something about her corrupting little kids minds and how he wanted to lock her up in a closet so she could think about it. I swear i read this. Go Brandon! Britney does the AMA's. Literally. Well, okay no, but if she had won one she might have been able to. Britney's third album is already getting much thought and in the works. She has sifted through thousands of songs but here is a few she is REALLY thinking about. Check it out. 1. Hit Me Baby Lots More Times (this song has nothing to do with violence, I swear) 2. I Drive Myself Crazy 3. Sometimes (I Run From Myself) 4. Oops, I Made Another Bad Album 5. (My Cousin and I Got) Lucky 6. Stronger (Only Because I Use Steroids) 7. Stop Knockin' On My Door (dedicated to my dad) 8. Why Am I Always The Last To Know 9. I Can't Get No Satisfaction (Because I'm A Nasty Ho) 10. Unfortunately, What You See, Is What You Get 11. Dear Diary, I Think I'm A Lesbian CD Review: "Oops...I Did It Again" Nine words. "Hit me baby one more time" one more time. |
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