Spontaneous Bitch Syndrome (SBS) is far more common than many people realize. SBS affects females of all ages, and the symptoms can include complaining, taunting, throwing fits, and the occasional delusion that they are far superior to the rest of the world.

Those who suffer from SBS may not realize that they have it, but most everyone around them does. Most often, those with SBS take out their frustration on their friends, sometimes imitating their voices, condescending to them, and creating drama everywhere they go. If the SBS sufferer is feeling particularly mean, they may spit in their friend’s food, deface their property, or sometimes just stop speaking to them completely. Often, those most affected by SBS (the friends and acquaintances of the afflicted), stay quiet for the fear of the wrath they may endure.

However, the time has come for someone to speak out. Those who suffer from SBS make life a living hell for everyone around them. We all know people like this, and someone needs to start giving them a taste of their own medicine. Spit in their food. Condescend to them.  Lets see how they like it!

Or, if you don’t feel comfortable confronting them, just sit back and take delight in the fact that in the long run, most of those who suffer from SBS are going to have miserable lives with few true friends. Just keep in mind—karma’s a bitch (no pun intended.).