Daffy: Welcome to "Super Interviews," where we put the Ex in Excellent, the Su in Superiffic! The awe in awesome! Today, We interview Luigi's Older Brother, MARIO!!!
Audience: YAY!!! YIPPEE!!!!
Mario: Well-a Daffy, I-a like to a-say that you a-guys are good with-a this work.
Daffy: Why thank you.
Mario: You're a-welcome!
Daffy: So, If you're a plumber, why on earth do you wear white gloves?
Mario: Because that they're-a Easy to use fire power, that's-a why.
Daffy: Okay. So what do you think about Yoshi?
Mario: Oh-a, Yoshi. He a-can be weird-a sometimes.
Daffy: Well I think Yoshi is the best!
Wario: I A-HATE THOSE A-STUPID YOSHIES!
Daffy: Shut up Wario. Mario, what do you like better, 2-D or 3-D?
Mario: I-a Don't a-Know, 2-D keeps me in place, but 3-D gets me out of trouble. I a-Think that I like-a both.
Daffy: So, do you like your spin offs like "Mario Party," "Mario Kart 64," "Super Smash Brothers" and "Mario Party 2?" Or do you prefer the adventures?
Mario: I-a do like partying out and racing it out with my friends, but I do prefer the Adventures a lot more.
Daffy: So what is your favorite adventure you have been in?
Mario: Maybe Super Mario 64, I liked the new caps I got. Or maybe Super Mario World, I had a-fun with the-a flying.
Daffy: Okay, here's another question, do you hate Wario?
Mario: That-a Wario has a-been pretty stupid lately.
Wario: GRRRR... WHY DO YOU SAY I'M-A STUPID?!?!?!
Mario: Well, you're stupid.
Daffy: why are you still hanging around here, Wario? I was thinking you were gone after the Luigi interview.
Wario: Well, I've wanted to interrupt you guys some more.
Daffy: Well, GET OUT!!!
Wario: OKAY! (He leaves)
Daffy: Good. So Mario, do you hate the new franchise, Pokemon?
Mario: That a-stupid Pokemon a-fad is annoying as-a Wario.
Wario: (Enters back) I'M-A NOT ANNOYING-A!!! (Leaves again)
Daffy: So do you like the Princess?
Mario: Umm...yes.
Daffy: Yeah--
Mario: Don't-a!
Daffy: Okay.
Flip: Can I ask Mario a question?
Mario: a-Yes.
Flip: Do you like Bowser?
Mario: He-a made a-me mad all the-a time.
Daffy: Flip. Remember that Luigi IS THE BEST!!!
Flip: Okay, I will Daffy
Mario: What's-a with a-everyone liking My Brother and hating me because my brother is not in _ONE_ Game?
Daffy: I don't know.
Mario: Okay, next question.
Daffy: So, what's gonna happen in your next adventure?
Mario: Well, I'm-a going to appear in another RPG, Except that it was first called Super Mario RPG 2, the Super Mario Adventure, Now it's-a called a-Paper Mario.
Daffy: Well I want great gameplay. It looks too colorful.
Flip: What's Wrong with too colorful?
Daffy: Childish. Too colorful means childish.
Flip: Well, you star in too colorful cartoons.
Daffy: I Know That!
Mario: I-a guess since it's a RPG, it will have good Gameplay.
Daffy: Well, I liked Mario RPG, so I'll like Paper Mario.
Flip: I'M GONNA GET IT!
Daffy: I saw a pic of Luigi in there, so I guess Luigi will be in there.
Mario: Yes. a-He will.
Daffy: So, how about that pasta thing?
Mario: I-a like a-ton of pasta to get your body off that chair. I a-like pasta to lift your fat body off that chair.
Daffy: (Rolls on the floor, laughing) HAHAHAHAHA!!!! THAT'S SO FUNNY! (Stops laughing) Okay, Speaking of eating, do you actually eat the Mushrooms, Fire Flowers, etc.?
Mario: This mystery is very, very unknown. Actually, I a-do.
Daffy: Okay, last question. How much does Nintendo pay you?
Mario: Ever since the Pokemon fad came, I only get $10.23.
Daffy: Man, that's Tough.
Mario: Well, thgat _IS_ the price.
Daffy: Well, that's all the time we have. Bye Mario!
Mario: a-Bye!
Daffy: Where's some vanilla when you need it?
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Splot: Flip, WHERE WERE YOU?!?!
Flip: ???
Splot: Never mind, just turn off the lights.
Flip: Okay! (Turns off lights, and runs in to a wall) OUCH!
Splot: Heehee! Bye everybody, Bye!
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