Your're probably a redneck if.......
Your home has more miles on it than your car.
Fewer than half your cars even run.
There is a stuffed opossum anywhere in your house.
Your family tree doesn't fork.
You've ever barbecued Spam on the grill.
You have refused to watch the Academy Awards since
"Smokey and Bandit" were snubbed for best picture.
The first words out of your mouth when you see
your friends are "howdy", or "how y'all doin'".
(if they respond to it, they're a redneck, too.)
You use the term 'over yonder' more than once a month.
You think that Don Perignon is a mafia leader.
You have more than two brothers named Bubba or Junior.
You think that the styrofoamm cup is the greatest
invention of all time.
You've ever used a weedeater indoors.
You look upon a family reunion as a chance to meet
'Ms. Right'.
You think that beef jerky and moon pies are two of
the major food groups.
Your idea of a 7 course meal is a bucket of KFC and a six-pack.
You go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You have sprayed your girlfriend's name on an overpass.
Your lifetime goal is to work at a firework stand.
You bought a VCR so you could record wrestling while you
were at work.
Your dad walks you to school because you are both in the same grade.
You call your boss "buddy" on a regular basis.
You have been fired from a construction job because of your
appearance.
Your house doesn't have curtains, but your truck does. |