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For more information on this product click below, or visit www.100inchTV.com Justin,s blonde jokes 141. Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes? A: Frosted Flakes. 142. Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer? A: Frosted Flakes. 143. Q: How does a blonde interpret 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period. 144. Q: What's the difference between a blonde having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. 145. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!" 146. Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID? A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet. 147. Q: Why don't blondes breast feed? A: Because they always burn their nipples. 148. Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A: She kept having affairs with men! 149. Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem. 150. Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot. 151. Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader. 152. Q: What's a blondes' favourite rock group? A: Air Supply. 153. Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head. 154. Q: Why do blondes drive VW's? A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE! 155. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings? A: Tell them a joke on Friday night! 156. Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes? A: Neither could the blondes. 157. Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? A: Branch Manager. 158. Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves? A: She fell out of the tree. 159. Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids? A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon. A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home. 160. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling? A: A blonde electrician. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Laugh Your Butt Off Everyday!! With FREE Hilarious Jokes in your Email! Simply enter your address below and click submit! You should be 16 years or older and we will not sell/divulge your address to anyone! This service is completely FREE and anonymous! This service is totally free and anonymous -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 161. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A1: So brunettes can remember them. A2: Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit. A3: So men can understand them. 162. Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde? A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children! 163. Q: What do you call a smart blonde? A1: A golden retriever. A2: A labrador. A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover. 164. Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words? A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. 165. Q: Why do blondes have periods? A: They deserve them. 166. Blonde Medical Terminology Anally -- occurring yearly Artery -- study of paintings Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U Caesarian section -- district in Rome Cat scan -- searching for kitty Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her Colic -- sheep dog Coma -- a punctuation mark Congenital -- friendly D&C -- where Washington is Diarrhea -- journal of daily events Dilate -- to live long Enema -- not a friend Fester -- quicker Fibula -- a small lie Genital -- non-Jewish G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game Grippe -- suitcase Hangnail -- coathook Impotent -- distinguished, well known Intense pain -- torture in a teepee Labour pain -- got hurt at work Medical staff -- doctor's cane Morbid -- higher offer Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate Node -- was aware of Outpatient -- person who had fainted Pap smear -- fatherhood test Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis Post operative -- letter carrier Protein -- favouring young people Rectum -- damn near killed 'em Recovery room -- place to do upholstery Rheumatic -- amorous Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf Secretion -- hiding anything Seizure -- Roman emperor Serology -- study of knighthood Tablet -- small table Terminal illness -- sickness at airport Tibia -- country in North Africa Tumour -- an extra pair Urine -- opposite of you're out Varicose -- located nearby Vein -- conceited 167. Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle? A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. 168. Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period? A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her? 169. Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"? A: She liked to be filled with cream. 170. Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist? A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?" -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Play for Fun, or try your luck at the Big Bucks! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 171. Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes? A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. 172. Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor? A: By the ears. 173. Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies? A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. 174. Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy? A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them. 175. Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading. 176. Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory? A: For throwing out the W's. 177. Q: Why did the blonde try to steal a police car? A: She saw "911" and thought it was a Porsche. 178. Q: What do you call a blonde skeleton in the closet? A: Last year's hide and seek champ. 179. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. 180. Q: What's the difference between a blonde track team and a tribe of sly pygmies? A: One's a bunch a cunning runts. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shop Online? Get Rebates From Lots of Stores, and Ratings on Many More! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 181. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Suez/Panama Canal? A: One's a busy ditch. 182. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it. 183. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." 184. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley? A: The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own. 185. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after 6 months. 186. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline. 187. Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says, "Are you done already?" The blonde says, "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." 188. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?" 189. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An air bag. 190. Another blonde, another store. She goes over to the deodorant display and tells the clerk "I need to buy some deodorant for my husband." "Does he use the ball kind?" enquired the clerk. "No," replied the blonde, "The kind for under his arms." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 191. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. 192. Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off. 193. Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH? A: A blonde going through a flashing red light. 194. Q: What is happening when you hear varoom...screech, varoom...screech, varoom...screech.....? A: A blonde trying to drive through an intersection with a flashing red light. 195. Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? A: So her male would get delivered to the right box. 196. Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter". 197. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead. 198. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead. 199. Q: What is the blonde's chronic speech impediment? A: She can't say "No". 200. Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican? A: Retardo. 201. Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor. 202. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. 203. Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces. 204. Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers. 205. Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-air. 206. Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. 207. Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period. 208. Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it! 209. Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station? A: The Air Pump! 210. Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 211. Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex. 212. Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. 213. Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!? A2: I don't know. R: Neither did she. 214. Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed. 215. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on her. 216. A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said "DISNEYLAND LEFT". After thinking for a minute, she said to herself "oh well !" and turned around an drove home. On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said "CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES". By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms. 217. How about the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand. 218. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?" 219. A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving. 220. Confucious say; blonde who fly upside down have crack up. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Laugh Your Butt Off Everyday!! With FREE Hilarious Jokes in your Email! Simply enter your address below and click submit! You should be 16 years or older and we will not sell/divulge your address to anyone! This service is completely FREE and anonymous! This service is totally free and anonymous -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 221. At a carwash in Burbank, there were two identical Hondas coming out at the same time. A beautiful blond woman jumps into one and takes off, leaving its owner rather perplexed. About three minutes latter, she reappears at the car wash yelling, "who ripped off my car phone!" 222. A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends: Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row! Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred. Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good. Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy. 223. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes. Operator: The power in the house in on? Blonde: Of course. Operator: And the switch is on? Blonde: Yes, yes. Operator: And the bulb still won't light up? Blonde: No, it's working fine. Operator: Then what's the problem? Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves. 224. What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was... 225. There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainlandand estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back. 226. This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, "Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?" 227. Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said "Oh, look at the deer tracks." The other blonde looks and says "Those arn't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks." "No. Those are deer tracks." They keep arguing, and arguig, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train. 228. Did you hear the one about the blonde who thought that "love handles" referred to her ears? 229. Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down! 230. A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!" Or: "Good thing that cows don't fly." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Play for Fun, or try your luck at the Big Bucks! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 231. A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test." "Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy. "Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter. The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!" "That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter Then She started to sing "Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me..." 232. Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called "How to Hug"? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia... 233. A blonde's response to the comment, "THINK about it!": "I don't have to think -- I'm blonde!" 234. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender: Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?". Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke." Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T." Bartender: "What's a G and T?" Redhead: "Gin and tonic." Blonde: "I'll have a 15." Bartender: "What's a 15?" Blonde: "7 and 7" 235. A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with. 236. Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said "You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!" To this the other blonde replied "I know it, and if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and drown her." 237. ... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan "Billions Served - just today" 238. Q. How can you tell that a blonde's having a bad day. A. She has a tampon tucked behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil. 239. Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers. 240. Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law? A: An air bag. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Shop Online? Get Rebates From Lots of Stores, and Ratings on Many More! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 241. Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee? A: It's too hard to re-train them. 242. Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men. A: Their heels. 243. Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. 244. Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. 245. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. 246. Q: What is foreplay for a blonde? A: Thirty minutes of begging. 247. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once. 248. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone. A2: Only one person can use the phone at once. 249. There were three women who were at the gynecologist having pre-natal checkups The doctor asked the first woman "in what position was the baby concieved ?" "He was on top ", she replyed. "You will have a boy !" the doctor exclaimed. The second woman was asked the same question. "I was on top ", was the reply. "you will have a baby girl. " said the doctor. With this, the third women, a blond, burst into tears. "Whats the matter ?" asked the doc. "Am I going to have puppies ?"..... 250. Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt." |
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