This quiz is excerpted from the magazine "Ferrets" and comes from the new personality series. (I did not write them.) In taking the quizzes, count how many "c" answers you have, and you can find out your ferret's personality type.
Is Your Ferret A Wired Weasel???
1. Your ferret acts totally wired and is:
A. 4 months old
B. 9 months old
C. 3 years old
2. When she wants attention, your ferret:
A. Puts a gentle paw on your foot
B. Bites your ankle
C. Climbs up your clothing and perches on your head
3. Your ferret sleeps:
A. At the foot of your bed
B. Tangled up with fuzzy friends
C. Never
4. Even in unfamiliar surroundings, you ferret always seem to find:
A. The litter pan
B. Its rubber ducky
C. Trouble
5. Your ferret loves to play with:
A. Other ferrets
B. You
C. Other ferrets, you, your spouse, your kids, your friends, your neighbors, and everybody and everyting else he can find
6. Your ferret's theme song is:
A. "I only have Eyes for you"
B. "Love the one you're with"
C. "Ain't no mountain high enough"
7. Your ferret most resembles a:
A. Monk, by being quiet and contemplative
B. Cult member, by being passionately devoted to odd habits
C. Whirling Dervish, because excess activity brings on euphoria
8. Your ferret will visit your bed:
A. And quietly curl up on your pillow
B. And nip your toes
C. Every hour on the hour throughout the night
9. Your ferret most resembles the following comic book character:
A. Batman
B. Wonder Woman
C. Atom Ant
10. There's a distinct marking on your ferret:
A. Four little white socks
B. Two tatoos on his right ear
C. You're sure there's a 666 under his fur somwhere!
Answers-
1-3 You may have the elusive Cuddle Bunny instead- lucky you!
4-6 You most likely own a reasonably active ferret, but not a bona fide wired weasel.
7-10 If your ferret is still a youngster a lot of wild weasel behavior can be expected. If your ferret is four years old, you probably know all to well what you have on your hands! |