Ferret Quizzes - Is Your Ferret A Wired Weasel??? - Pets - http://maxpages.com/myzoo/Ferret_Matriarch

This quiz is excerpted from the magazine "Ferrets" and comes from the new personality series. (I did not write it.) In taking the quiz, count how many "c" answers you have, and you can find out your ferret's personality type.

Is your ferret a strong willed matriarch? Take this quiz to find out!

1. When the boys start rampaging, your ferret:

a. runs for hte hills
b. shrieks at them
c. ignores them - they wouldn't dream of bothering her!

2. If your ferret were a feline, she'd be:

a. a big cuddly docile Maine Coon
b. a sophisticated elegant Siamese
c. a lioness

3. Your ferret takes an instant dislike to other ferrets that:

a. curl up in her food bowl, and won't let anyone else eat
b. try to drag her under a chair
c. don't pay her the proper respect

4. When a bumbling baby kit enters the house, your ferret:

a. happily starts playing with him
b. puts up with the baby's antics with a big sigh
c. actively grabs the baby by the neck and shakes it every time she gets

5. In her spare time, your ferret:

a. watches daytime soaps
b. practices marathon napping
c. belongs to a political action comittee

6. Your ferrets attitude towards toys is:

a. casual - there is no much other trouble to get into
b. easily bored - once a new toy has been dragged through the the litter a couple times, it is forgotten
c. very protective

7. If you rearrange the furniture, your ferret:

a. dances with glee
b. tries to find out if the new design gives her easy access to the potted plants
c. gets mad - why didn't you discuss redecorating with her first?

8. Your ferret's relationship with her litter box is definitely:

a. hit or miss
b. "Whats the litter box?" I like the floor just fine.
c. not only does she always use it, she drags other ferrets to it also!

9. When other ferrets do something naughty, your ferret:

a. was involved
b. dances around your feet until you come to inspect the damage and punish the perpetrators
c. bites the responsible parties herslef

10. Your ferret wears a costume:

a. for about three seconds
b. because she's a good sport and it seems to make you happy
c. "Oh please! You're not gonna make me dress up again are you???"

Now count up all of your c answers and use the guide below to determine whether or not your petite little sprite is a matriarch.

1 to 3: You do not own a matriarch.

4 to 6: Your ferret has some matriarch inclinations, but you might have a princess instead.

7 to 10: Make sure the butler remembers to polish her crown once a week!

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