Excuses, Excuses! Here's the top ten excuses ever given to a riding instructor for not riding the right way! - Pets - http://maxpages.com/myzoo/Excuses_for_not_Riding

OK! I guess you've foud out that riding lessons can bring out some people's creative sides! This is an excerpt for Horse and Rider Magazine, with the top ten excuses given to a riding instructor!

- For not keeping you chest elevated: "At my age, this is as high as they get!"

- For leaning to one side: "I'm perfectly straight, it's the earth that's crooked."

- For riding sloppily: "I'm really tired. My pet ferrets kept me awake all night!"

- For not doing barn chores: "I had to take care of my Tamagotchi."

- For looking stiff in the saddle: "It's not my fault my pants are too tight."

- For not following instructions: "A little voice inside my head keeps distracting me."

- For not circling a barrel: " "There's a mouse in there. My pony is afraid of mice."

- For not paying attention: "I cant think because my hair is pulled too tight."

- For going over a jump that hte instructor is sitting on: "I didn't see you there."

- For getting boxed in during a rail class: "My horse won't go in front of other horses, he's embarassed becasue he thinks his butt is too big!"

LOL!

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