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-Words From the Wise Or Not So WYZEThis segment was composed by Matt. Read with a deranged sense of humor. It is entitled, "Words from the wise, or not so WYZE". "If you ever see a train coming, run as if your life depended on it!" "Dont whiz on the electric fence, and certanly dont spit into the wind" "Upon peeling a Bannana throw the peel on the floor and step on it" "Wild Violets look keen over fields of wild Giraffes" "Flipping out wildly the uncontrolable monster did Jiggety Jigs untill the cows went to the bathroom" A question you must ask yourself "Does the guy in the factory Downtown actually put the peaches in the can? or is it some sort of government conspiracy?" "Suckers, after being Sucked on find themselves to be sticky" The large behemoth they refered to as "Tamborine" skated swiftly onto the floor, Scattering his marbles to and fro. Stinks to be him." "If you were to Hiccup and Burp at the same time, would you explode? if you did could I watch?" "the walls of my bedroom are white" "If you ever find youself faced by an utterly horrifying situation, run around in circles and yell "Big Black Stapler Staples" "the flying Dog came upon a road block and crushed his tibula." "Always look where you sit because if you dont you might just sit on an egg and that might not be much fun" "Upon entering the arena the Lion tamer was horrifically eaten by a lion he had not yet tamed" "you should never eat macaroni and cheese while in the bath tub. Why you ask? I dont know, you just shouldnt" "Gigantuous globular Guru's danced giddly around the small frightened child as he sat on his trike" "It is never good to pick your nose with sharp, pointy objects" "Never walk up stairs backward while carrying numerous, sharpened butcher knives where the stairs are icy and you are blindfolded" "If you ever drop your keys in a stream of molten lava, just forget about them there gone." "Never and I mean never whiz on the electric fence" "it is ill advized to pick your nose with a staple remover" "The Large Red Dog was Momentarily Engulfed by the large object that looked a lot like.....like (Place your name here) AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH run away" -Words from the wise, or not so WYZE. The advice from us has moved to Stuff on Mike's mind There is more stuff on this site... click here There is an awesome story!!! |
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