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| Everything I know I learned at Omaha Steaks |
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| For those of you who dont know; I work at Omaha Steaks as an outbound sales Rep (sounds neat huh? its not.) But anyways this page of the site just explains some of the stuff I have learned while I havebeen working there -MATT |
| -Never and I do mean NEVER tell someone who is calling that the person they are looking for is in the bathroom in the nude. This does happen and its not cool. -Have you ever thought about it when you call someone and they say "sorry I'm in the middle of dinner", doesnt that strike you as odd? Dinner is the food that you stick in your mouth during "the evening meal". So wouldnt it seem reasonable to say that they would be standing in the middle of their food on their plate? -An answering machine that I heard said "You will now hear silence until you are connected." UMMMMMMM...How in the world do you hear silence? -If you ever get a call from someone that you don't like just pretend that you are an answering machine, you could say something like "This is __(YOUR NAME HERE)___ I cant come to the phone right now, but leave a message and I might call you back" then you should make the beeping noise, and decide to either stay on the phone and see if they say anything or you could just hang up." (if you try this please email us and tell us how it went) -Now this doesn't only happen at work, but that is where I saw it and it brought it back to my memory. It REALLY worries me when people rush FRANTICALLY into the bathrom and go directly for the stall......Yep it worries me!!!! -Another answering machine that I heard simply said "PLEASE HANG UP NOW" I thought that it was quite amusing. -Speaking of amusing, its is extremely amusing to tell the person who is calling that "the person they are looking for isn't home" then as you hang up, say (loud enough for the caller to hear) "I told them you werent home hahahahaha" trust me its hilarious. But thats about it for now, look back for updates as I continue to learn stuff. Also, keep an eye open for my Government conspiracies page COMING SOON!!!!! (it will be neat) I am also working on another song of lyrics and a REALLY COOL PICTURE (you guys are gonna flip, its the greatest) -YOUR GOOD FRIEND MATT |
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