Annoying questions to ask your teacher - Life Style - http://maxpages.com/mysticgoth/Questions

With thanks to the book, Bart Simpson's guide to life, where i got these sparkling annicdotes from, enjoy!

Can I go to the tinkle-dinkle-ha-ha room?

How do we know the sky isn't really green and we're all colourblind?

Haven't personal calculators rendered long division irrelevant?

Did you get up on the wrong side of the bed this morning?

If you stick yourself with a pencil, will you get lead poisoning?

Do amoebas feel love?

Why do dogs sniff our butts?

How's the diet going?

Is any of this information pertinent to real life?

Why did they name Urnaus, Uranus?

Could you repeat the question? I wasn't listening.

Why are we alive?

Is it a sin to mouth obscenities if you don't make any sound?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in?

Is it ok to laugh at people in hell when you're in heaven?

Why is there suffering?

If there's life on other planets, are there aliens in heaven too?

Do dinosaurs have souls?

If you told a really, really good joke, would it make God laugh?

Is neanderthal man in heaven?

Wouldn't eternal bliss get boring after a while?

Could God create a corn dog so big even God couldn't eat it all?

If you were a Masochist in life, wouldn't it be a reward to be sent to hell and a punishment to be sent to heaven?

If i spent all my time praying instead of studying, would i get better grades?

Why doesn't prayer bring dead goldfish back to life?

Can the spirits of dead relatives watch you when you're going to the bathroom?

If money is the root of evil, then how come we have to have jobs?

If someones been decapitated, are they still headless in heavem?

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