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| BOYS AND GIRLS BOYS a heart is not a play thing, a heart is not a toy, but if you want it broken, just give it to a boy. boys they like to play with things, to see what makes them run, but when it comes to kissing, they do it just for fun. boys never give their hearts away, they play us girls for fools, they wait until we giv our hearts, and then they play it cool. you will wonder where he is at night, you will wonder if he's true, one moment you will be happy, and then you will be blue. if you get a chance to see him, your geart begins to dace, your life revolves around him, theres nothing like romance. and then it starts to happen, you worry day and night, you see, my friend, you're losing him, it never turns out right. boys are great, though immature, the price you pay is high, he may seem sweet and gorgeous, but remember he's a guy. don't fall in love with just a boy, that takes alot of nerve. you see, my friend, you need a man, to get what you deserve. so when you think that you're in love, be carefull if you can, bofore you give your heart away, make sure that he's a man. Girls There are many good things in life, like cars, mony, and weed. but if you want something confusing, a girl is all you need. a girl doesn't say wht she wants, but you'r somehow supposed to know. if they want to do this or that, stay her, stay there, or just go. then there's the time, you all know what I mean, that monthly little joy, that lets them abuse the shit out of you, just for being a boy. if you ever dare look at another girl, they seem to scream, go on, and panic. but watch how fast they ifnore you, at the sight of that queer from Titanic. they give you questions like "am i fat":, and "if you could go with one of my friends, who?" there is no answer, face the facts, you are definatly through. they take nothing a blow it up, and make a tremendous fuss. so girls, no matter what you thing, you are just as hard to understand as us. |
BLOND JOKES what do you call 10 blonds in a freezer? FROSTED FLAKES how do you know a blond made a mistake on a computer? THERE IS WHITE OUT ON THE SCREEN how do you drown a blond? PUT A SCRATCH AND SNIFF STICKER ON THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL how did the blond fall out of the tree? SHE WAS RAKING LEAVES why was the blond fired from the M&M factory? SHE THREW OUT ALL THE Ws MORE COMING SOON! |
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