AND THIS WEEK'S WINNER IS...(is that a drumroll? how mysterious!)
JENNIFER LOPEZ
Can you say "BIG ASS"? Keep it undercover...get it a disguise...anything! Just get it out of our faces you unmysterious bitch! PREVIOUS WINNERS
THE GAP
Everybody in vests? Everybody in leather? You just don't get this mysterious thing do you? If you're going to take over the world, don't reveal your secret plans to everyone! No! That's not holiday! And no! That's not mysterious either!
BRITNEY SPEARS
Honey, saying your boob job was a growth spurt isn't mysterious at all! It's just stupid! Baby, hit her a few more times and maybe she'll shut up!
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