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| Hello there again! Here is a super secret (and well, of course, very MYSTERIOUS) section, entitled "How To Talk." I guess I wasn't very mysterious..because you probably already knew that. This page is devoted purely to phrases and words that make you sound cool or smart. Try to incorporate them into your daily vocabulary. Begin your sentences with: -Ooo la la! -I'm like God... -Speaking of gay people... End your sentences with: -...in accordance with prophecy. -...at least that's what mama tells me Use some of these words to spice up your vocabulary: -biffy (it means toilet) -funkadelic -betwixt -frolicsome (it means cheerful) -morose (sad, gloomy) -evlisness (when someone acts like a fat old singer person) -guano (bird or bat crap, makes a good insult!) And always use this all-purpose, all-around good comeback: -...in ten years i'll own your sorry ass (very good especially if you are the dorky, computer nerd type. i have found it useful numerous times in my career) |
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