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The X-files Eastenders
Scullys confession

Sorry, this fic is really awful, but it’s the first one I ever wrote. I don’t own anyone from ‘The X-files’ and I don’t know who does. Just read it and hate me!


Dear Mulder,
I’ve left this letter on a packet of sunflower seeds in your fridge. You’ve always loved them more than me. Im going away. I cant ever tell you where, its better that you don’t know.

You are going to hate me when you finish reading this letter, Mulder. Im so, so sorry, but ill get strait to the point.

I was really sceptical when I first got sent to, well, to ‘spy’ on you. But it was only after a while that I remembered where I knew your name from. My head told me to back off and give you the cold shoulder, but you were so…………. You.

When I was a little girl, my family wasn’t the same as it is now. I don’t think… im SURE you don’t know that my mother was in the FBI. For a year. She got fired for stealing files, her superior discovered her. A certain Mr.Mulder. We were about to have our house reposesed, she was forced into it by the smoking man. But theres no excuse really. Only that she was different then and he was blackmailing her.
It would be easy to set up she told us. A few light tricks with a projector and lasers. But I would have to actully go in there and get her. Iwas the smallest. But when I crept through the window I saw you staring. We hadnt thought what effect it would have on the girls family. I was eight years old and thought I was going to go to hell. When we got her outside I cried listening to her screaming. Then the smoking man came and took her to that place you found the diery.
God, im so sorry mulder. Im sorry we abducted your sister.

I was stupid to think I could keep prertending. Did you know skinner was married? His wife left him and went to become a hippy. She was looking through some files the other day, trying to frame skinner for keyring smuggeling, when she came across the evidence.

So now, mulder, im getting out of the state, out of the country aand out of your life.

Goodbye. I loved you.

Dana Scully.


EASTENDERS!!!!—Stephen Beale’s nightmare!!!!!!



DISCLAIMER: Unfortunately, I do not own the best soap in the history of the world – probably a good thing for the actors!



“Good Night, Stephen”, Laura said to me.
I just yawned. She gets on me wick sometimes!
So I drifted of to sleep and started to dream……………….


First, there were all these colours spinning around me and then it was like- WHOOSH- and I landed in the middle of Albert Square. Everyone was wearing black and a hearse drove down through the market.
“What’s happened?”, I asked Pauline Fowler.
But she ignored me didnt’ she? Just cos im a soap kid they think they can walk all over me! I’ll show them! “It’s so terrible!”, Peggy was wailing, “ I can’t believe poor Jack Ryder – I mean ‘Jamie’ is DEAD!”
Riiiiiiiight, so that’s what the fuss is about. The only nice (not to mention good looking) character in the square is dead.
Then me dad comes up, on his mobile phone as usual, ranting about how some business deal has gone wrong. “oh, Danny, but theres nothing I can sell except…..” And then he looks at me with his evil eye. I decide to get out of there when I see Frank Butcher is driving. I mean, you’re not safe if hes on the streets are you? Remember that Tiffany girl? (Whats in the bag?-Tiffany) And im just standing here minding me own business when me dad comes up behind me saying “Now listen, Stephen, Irene’s come back from Spain (she actully found a man WORSE than Terry – and it wasn’t me! So her and Terry are going to buy you off me. It’ll be a bit cramped with Janine staying there to but……..”

And suddenly I’m at thier house. Terry’s sitting on the couch singing “Blue Suede Shoes” and watching a chat show called “are YOU a male chauvinist pig?”
Irene is in the hall kissing Martin Fowler and his mate Asif.
But worst of all is Janine’s hair! Is this how teenagers are supposed to look these days!

“Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”, I woke up screaming.
I went down to the living room to find every telling Laura their problems. (Ranging from “I’ve been stung by a killer platypus!” to “ I woke up this morning and released I was married to Little Mo!)
My dad is yacking on his phone and the twins are beheiving!
I want to go back to the dream! Reality – or soapality – is much worse!

Sorry this is REALLY bad. I’m TIERD!
(By the way – platypuses ARE poisonous so – ha!)


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